Big Brother Thread 5 - Who needs a wifey when you could have a Power Dave?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for another thread.

Settle in and hide the tin foil from Marc.

Exactly what Lidl wanted.
Proper at Sam in the DR

Harry is a fuckwit.

They've only been in there a few weeks. It is a good job they don't work on a submarine.

They probably boil washing Jack 's clothes

Lmao

With dettol, Shelly.

They must have undone the handcuffs to get dressed.

Marc is vile

Oui est tu, Scoop?

FFS, if you cry several times a day you should leave.

When I'm in charge the first time they say they want to go home they're out. No messing about.

That task was 10 minutes long. It should have been at least a day. Too easy

Marc is vile. Is there something he's not facing up to.

I am with you on both points, Red.

Am I drunk or is Marc is starting to look attractive?

He is a twat tho

You are drunk Red is is not attractive

I love that they are bitching about ketchup and cocktail sausages!

lol at Jack worrying about the ketchup

Yeah you're right. He's a knobber.

He is not unattractive, and he is very funny. But you wouldn't want to go there.

"I'm going to do everything I can to get a job in TV after this" - the sad thing is, she'll probably get one.

I remember Alex bb3 concerned that someone had eaten the sausages. Jack has just returned that memory to me

'Have a bit if respect' . They act like they take them out and shoot them or something.

I wish they did, Red, I might actually vote then.

I quite like Sam. Why don't they like her?

Red is drunk lol

Scoop is in trouble I hope, Anne?