Big Brother Thread 5 - Who needs a wifey when you could have a Power Dave?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for another thread.

Settle in and hide the tin foil from Marc.

Scoop Popodopaulous sister of Linda is back.

Why is she answering questions to the audience

who's this popodopolous? is that the original BB psych?

Yes! I heard shout man haha!!

Shut up Eileen you are tedious

the looking at the audience thing really is annoying

She wants Jack to win? She must have no sense of smell.

Ewe @ the gum sucking!

Fake Friday!! Ooh exciting!!

Oh FFS. A fake eviction.

We need to get rid of people.

Yeah new thread ( by time I scrolled to the bottom of the other it bloody died on me ! )

Love the GET SIMON OUT chants Didn't want Eileen or Joel to go.
Grrrrr a save lidl Louis twist , but like old housemates going in

Anne Weiner they are hard work but sooooooo worth it.

BOTS anyone?

So next week when Simon is clearly going to be up its going to be a fake eviction

yes bots. I hope Simon leaves before then

Yes chip

So who do we want to go into the fake eviction room with the old HMs?

I'm Botsin'
I'm watchin
I'm voting
I'm smokin'
I'm rappin'
I'm zappin'
And I'm trying to stop feeding my face at the same time.

Nasty Nick, Pérez, John Merrick, Jackie Stallone

But will people vote him into safe house? Surely the housemates would guess what's happening if /when public save lidl Louis .

FFS! So Loius will be up next week and whatever way the public vote is a win for him. He stays 'The public love me because they kept me in'. He goes 'The public love me because they wanted me to have extra air time'.

Def not Simon. He is going to think he is popular either way. Into the secret house , he thinks he's a winner. Not evicted he thinks he's a winner. Win win for the miserable fuckwit

MC Scoop on da houuuse!!

I'm vaping
I'm voting
I'm chewing
I'm spewing my rhymes

Great minds hedge

Yeah and we lose because whatever way we vote we have to put up with him for another week. I see my TV going out the window.