Big Brother Thread 5 - Who needs a wifey when you could have a Power Dave?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for another thread.

Settle in and hide the tin foil from Marc.

His hat will be next

I agree Anne, re Emma's dress sense. Nice shoes every time though!

Hi hat will leave oil slicks floating on the top.

Hmmm I think BB is making Emma read from a script/autocue more than ever and it does not suit her usual crape style. Might be why she seems to have gotten worse.

Yes, she always picks nice shoes.

Anne, be prepared, puppy is WAY hard than a newborn!

I really really don't want Joel to go. And if he does, I'll complain justifiably as I just voted for Eileen

I never do that!

Love our shouty man! He times it right every single week!

Glad Joel is still in. Will miss Pete though.

Yes Shoutyman!!!

And toodlepip Eileen! I didn't mind her too much and others deserved to go before her. But I just really am in love with Joel

Will miss Pete

How narrow is Jade

Glad Joel is still in!

Do you think they give Shoutyman a cue Anne?

Oh Wiener, I'm scared. I really want it all to be easy and not stressful for the pup.

Dexy's love it

I think Emma pauses until Shouty Man has done his bit before saying the name!

I'm glad she's gone rather than Joel but also glad she's getting cheered

Yes, glad she got cheers.

The Vax ad with Miranda makes me remember why I find her so irritating.

I've got Lidl Loius rage. He's crying because she's gone and trying to hug her. FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CREEPY BASTARD!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

Feel better now.

I missed shouty man :(

Agree hedge.

He just shouted again for you I think!

'Stockholm syndrome' hhhmmmm not quite....

Lidl Louis makes me want to commit a violent act