Big Brother Thread 5 - Who needs a wifey when you could have a Power Dave?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for another thread.

Settle in and hide the tin foil from Marc.

Ah sorry, I washed it this week. I won't do it again till final night.

Moi Sole? I never snitch

Lmao Red!!

I missed what Chloe did?

Me neither Shelly! Dunno what they're on about! :(

oldsilver disappeared too

She put a human poo in another holiday-maker's shoe, Wiener.

Put a poo in another holiday makers shoe Wiener

That is fucking horrendous! She's gone down in my estimation a little bit.

They really need to hire some new blood in the ask dept.

TASK !

Was the poo hers or another persons?

Definitely Stila, or bring back some of the really good ones from a few years ago. Nowt wrong with repeating good ones. They do it often enough in I'm A Celebrity!

??

Ugh imagine finding a poo in your favourite holiday espadrille

Scoop? declared AWOL. again

Lmao imagine if it was a Chanel fake

Led, does it make a difference?!

Well I suppose it wouldn't for the victim but for the one handling said shite it might?

quelching in between your tes, sweetcorn in it

I don't know Ledkr, I don't really want to think about it. What's worse? Putting your own in or picking up someone else's to do it?

Ds did a crap in someone's show once at the lido
He was only about 18 months and wandered off between changes.

Bet it was a nutty one

No scoop, they can't have nuts until they are older

X post Led

Was still referring to the adult dump

That end bit there it was like Nick was trying to fail.

Ugh massaging nude H's trotter....

What if it was a post party poo. They are awful. Real nostril hair singeing turds those.