Big Brother Thread 5 - Who needs a wifey when you could have a Power Dave?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for another thread.

Settle in and hide the tin foil from Marc.

Sole and Shelly the snitch sisters

Evening scoop. Sole was just mentioning she hadn't seen you.

Sam's hair is minging.

Hello! I don't like pukey things

Wtaf was Sam doing?!?!?!!

my account has been hacked!!

Sam please stop touching your hair

Sole - you big snitch.

Shelly did it!!!

I'm just watching the pie task. Why are they gagging?

Red - you should have just worn your dressing gown.

Sole

I was in the 'scoop bit' reserving my place for the Elstree trip.

You lot are behind in the ....trailer

:(

I'm being bullied Anne help meee

I don't think Jack is unaccustomed to the pies.

Scoop

as much as I hate showbiz that was a bit mean of Joel

You brought it on yourself, Sole.

Pmsl Red

Anne - I am already in my nightie and dressing gown.

Sole, I really want to scrub it and tell her to stop fiddling with it. I imagine it smelling like a wet, mangy dog.

And I'm guessing Harry whiffs of theme park on a hot day rubbish bin juice.

I'll PM you my info from now on

I hope you haven't washed it in three weeks, Red?

Wiener

Ewwwwww gross Chloe!

Wiener

CYuk Chloe, that is a foul thing to do.

Warmer tonight here Red.