Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XIX

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

Our Girl Fan Fiction found here here

Phew that's that job done - didn't have a pure badger bristle bog brush so improvised with DHs toothbrush for all those nasty corners that Harpic simply doesn't reach. Also used his favourite t shirt to polish the seat rather than a pure cotton lint duster from Harrods. Can safely declare both items are just as good and will give me even more accomplished satisfaction as DH prepares for bed tonight just need to rinse the debris from the toothbrush one more time...

Got very excited reading your posts woof (a first for me ) - thought jen had updated again, but you slow coach were referring to the chapter I've already read and reviewed. Put some bloody effort in and keep up!

whaj brilliant new story. I love a bit of angst and angry CJ.

Yes, I'd like to echo the hello to kelly. So good to have new authors. Please join us in our ramblings. There's always more room for another lunatic CJ obsessive!

Oh woof latrine clean is Rupert's job here. I can send him round if you like - he certainly knows his way round a u bend.

Yep a tad behind with the ol' ff there orph due to a surprise visit from the Strike Back boys last night wanting to celebrate the launch of the new series. They brought dear Max Beesley to watch and learn as well so it was a real dilemma for me - ff read or Scott and Stonehouse - erm that was a hard one much like I said to Max really hence the ff catchup fest this morning. Must dash as the boys want me to help them with lunch - I think they need me to toss their salad. Can I borrow your book for Max? Poor lamb's a bit in shock still

Ooh that's a kind offer of Rupes orph but after last night my u bend has already had a damn good soaking and won't need another poke for a good few hours

Oh dear woof. Sounds like you need a game of Poor Pussy. See the pic I posted yesterday if the Strike Back boys don't know how to play. I'm sure you remember the rules though. Wasn't it dear Ian Ogilvy's favourite? He really lapped it up.

Actually, the old games are always the best. Rupert and I spent a happy hour or so this morning playing Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush. I'd been experimenting with dye of course. Purple really is my shade I think.

Ah yes Poor Pussy. If I remember rightly the game always ended Poor Dear Ian when you joined in orph His neck was never the same again following that final squat thrust in the toilets at Bangkok airport.

The boys and I are currently mopping up following the salad tossing. As I'm in a cleaning mood I've provided all three of them with a ball beaker coz I've only just finished latrine duties and they're not using my en suite. I fear Scott may need a todger tankard, however, for obvious reasons.

Well I don't like to boast but Rupert uses a penis pail.

So I reckon CJ would need a bollock bucket then

Woo hoo the ff fest continues...nipper has updated, off for another read and yet another tea break

nip you superstar!
What a brilliant chapter .... :) :) :)

Good to hear that your mum is on the mend. What did she think of this chapter? (have you let her read it?)

Come on orph catch up...you need to check out nippers latest chapter, pure brilliance

Just dipped in, not having to sneak off to the loo!! Beautiful new chapter from nip you can almost smell the salt air and feel the gentle swell of the water!!!
Loving the new one from whaj nice angle as you said not been done before, but we know you'll do it justice!! Deep moody CJ nice!!!

woof really impressed with your detailed update on what the real woman is using for a latrine clean!! Hope you get all the detritus out of the tooth brush!! I have to resort to the dry j cloth for polishing... Harrods is 200miles away for a polishing cloth!!!

New story fromlola too being spoilt today with all the ff updates

woof admittedly I am behind with the ff but blame Matthias. He popped round unexpectedly wanting to discuss the finer points of traditional shepherd's clothing. Have to say he was delighted by my enthusiasm and appreciation of a good smock, or at least that's what I think he said. Blame it on the Belgium accent and he was talking with his mouth full. Anyway, off to catch up now.

Alright, you lot. Today is the day of the ff update, bloody hell! All fab as usual, and waving to kelly, the newest on the block, with a great start. Fab new stories from whaj and lola, and nippers back with a bang (ahem) too! Too much excitement!

Thanks for the lovely comments on seeking assistance, 'fraid you lot baying for some QS might need to wait out a little more! Can't make it too easy for them..

Not too much longer jen??? I am scaring myself with how much I have to get done in the next month in RL ... I need some more distraction!!!

RL??? What's one of them??

Eek so much FF and no time! Got father over for dinner tonight and hearing all about his week having cream teas with pensioner friends, I had to giggle!

Might need to dash to the loo for a quick read. My clean loo, that is. Been scrubbing all afternoon, with my gold plated MN approved loo brush

nickel those images look like something from jens handbook!

Do you work with a lot of stupid people Nickel?

nickel I attended an international scout camp where they had to display notices about not standing on the seats! We concluded it was something to do with cultural differences!
Travelling On a train in Kenya the toilets were labelled eastern and western: footplate and porcelain potty!!!