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Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVI

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icemistOBE · 14/04/2015 17:28

The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:

Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

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Richtea19 · 29/04/2015 08:48

ice you really are fab with RL BA updates! I couldn't really see the beanie I was thought it was his dark hair! Considerably better than the diarrhea suede jacket!

Richtea19 · 29/04/2015 08:49

painted that's a better photo, he has a tshirt tan!! Looking fit though, see the way RBentall gets her hands right round him, oh to be her!

Paintedcherryblossoms · 29/04/2015 09:04

Oh yes rich just daydreaming to that effect Wink

Nickel45 · 29/04/2015 09:18

Morning :)

In work today, CJ just parking the car .... I let him drive in (thought it'd be better than a sulky CJ) ... he didn't like the traffic jams, and spent ages trying to park the car in the ridiculously narrow spaces we have here. Have left him faffing around trying to get into a space, so I can pop on here and say hello. Don't worry, he can't escape (or be abducted), I took my pass with me.

Having a lovely week, you girls have trained him well. Breakfast in bed, coffee at regular intervals, and he cleaned the shed out for me. Didn't tell him what for ... Blush. Obviously he had to remove his top so he didn't get it all cobwebby ... shame about the arctic temperatures yesterday, but hey ho! Told him to work up a sweat so he wouldn't freeze. I think woof lives somewhere near where I work (not sure how near!) so am keeping him in the office with me. Mind you, woof, if you wanted to borrow him for a few hours you need to let me know soon ..... Wink

Gotta go, can see him coming up in the lift, lets see if he can make the coffee machine make some drinkable coffee (I don't think he's going to be very impressed). painted he'll be gagging to get back to your lovely office with swivel chair and coffee maching, after spending a few hours here!

Paintedcherryblossoms · 29/04/2015 09:26

I am sure you will be able to more than make up for it with alternative forms of hospitality nickel have a good day ! Wink

Ilovelblue · 29/04/2015 12:07

Nickel you shouldn't give in to CJ so easily. He needs a firm hand! Blush

Once he knows he can throw a tantrum and you hand over the car keys, we are all going to have to do the same.

How have your work colleagues taken to him?

Nickel45 · 29/04/2015 12:22

It's OK, he was so p*d off that it took him so long to park the car he's decided he doesn't want to drive any more (I think he was a bit embarrassed, to be honest!). Mind, he might not be so amenable if anyone has a nice new sporty number (I think large, dirty, with annoying beepy bits when you get within a mile of something was probably not really his style).

He's been behaving himself now he is in the office .Although a friend of mine, who was really into OG, has been sat staring at him most of the morning. Pretty sure she was actually drooling at one point. Some people just don't know how to behave. Am thinking he'll have to sit under my desk tomorrow instead.

orphan · 29/04/2015 12:31

I like the pics. Why were the Lowrise crew out? Are they just all friends?Lucky Ruby!

painted you say you could nibble his ear; I'm delighted to say given my very short stature I could probably nibble something considerably lower.Blush

ilove when exactly am I on duty for kilt fitting? Need to know dates so I can clear my diary and prepare Rupert for my absence. He's becoming quite needy and will pop round on any excuse and at the drop of a hat and his trousers.

cjwoofwoof · 29/04/2015 13:46

Ooh yes orphan I'm up for nibbling of any part of his anatomy to be honest - beggars can't be choosers. If Rupert's becoming too clingy just pop him round to mine for a bit of respite care. I'm not minding if he's hatless or trouserless either.

Nickel got a lot on at the moment but can probably squeeze CJ in after 3pm today then drive him back to you on my way to Parents Evening, say at 6.30? I need him purely for research purposes of course. It's been so long since we've been together I'm hoping he's remembered everything I've taught him. Plus I've got a few new tricks picked up in Cornwall involving several pilchards and a tricorn hat that I want to try on him.

Nickel45 · 29/04/2015 14:10

Sounds good woof, I'll drop him off on my way past, if you could pop him back to me later for a quick fumble changeover, then I'll drop him with BK for his dinner.

Ilovelblue · 29/04/2015 14:25

orphan how about you get up to Edinburgh on Friday afternoon for the kilt measuring/fitting as we will be away from the city centre then and CJ will probably feeling quite lonely, bereft in fact. I will need him back for Friday evening though as our dinner is at a lovely restaurant near the castle and I think he would look good escorting us in his kilt! (May even have to lose my friend somewhere so that I get him all to myself). I have to hand him over to Jen on Saturday.

Nickel45 · 29/04/2015 14:47

You want him back on Friday?
[stamps foot, then feels a bit guilty having had him all week!]

I'll have to put him on the train, but I need him in the morning to escort me to brunch with some friends (DH always refuses, so'll be nice to have someone to take). Still, I am sure that he could take the Hogwarts Express and be there in time for kilt fitting.

Ilovelblue · 29/04/2015 15:01

Nooo, this is next week Nickel. I think you're getting confused. I thought it was Wycombe" who wanted him tonight, not woof? And then it's Richtea I think from Friday - Wednesday but I need him back for Wednesday night when I get home from work and will take him up to Edinburgh on Thursday. It's orphan* who gets him NEXT Friday afternoon for kilt fitting.

Hogwarts Express is the only way orphan will get up to Scotland in double quick time I reckon.

Nickel45 · 29/04/2015 15:05

Yep, definitely confused!!! Anyway!!

woof is having him for a few hours this afternoon, for some extensive research for her Poldark/OG fanfic (don't forget that's the reason woof - I'm expecting great things!). Then BK is having him for a couple of hours this evening. Works out well so I can have a but of a rest before he is back tonight. He is insatiable very keen and eager.

Nickel45 · 29/04/2015 15:07

Oops, sorry I mean wycombe is having him this evening, not BK, sorry to get your hopes up there for a second.

It comes from being in work, and having to concentrate very hard on actually doing some work (CJ is a BIG distraction).

cjwoofwoof · 29/04/2015 15:12

Thanks for being prompt Nickel as things were getting a bit urgent here and needed a quick conclusion. At my age it doesn't do to let CJ look too much at what's in front of him. Off to defrost the pilchards now in readiness for the encore. There'll be plenty of time before BK don't worry. What I've got in mind will be over very quickly and there'll still be time to make him a stargazy pie.

cjwoofwoof · 29/04/2015 15:14

Oops now you've got me at it, Nickel - of course I meant Wycombe not BK although it might be possible BK is collecting him as the designated chauffeuse?

Nickel45 · 29/04/2015 15:28

He will be knocking at your door any second woof. Have fun!

SoEverybodyDance · 29/04/2015 15:54

Nickel, you are selfless for the cause of Woof's great (naughty) literature... thank you SO much!

And Woof, after he's gone, here's a little something for you from me ...

Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVI
cjwoofwoof · 29/04/2015 16:27

Ooh Dance imagine being the meat in that sandwich!!

cjwoofwoof · 29/04/2015 16:32

Might forget the pilchards and go straight to beefsteak tartare Dance Grin

Ilovelblue · 29/04/2015 17:13

Off out tonight straight from work so not sure if I'll be back on here later or not. Don't start discussing anything too exciting without me.

BK are you bringing CJ up from Kent to me in Lancashire next Wednesday or is he coming by train again? I must admit, I did enjoy the little reunion on the railway station platform last time but it would also be fun to have him waiting on the doorstep for me when I get home on Wednesday night. It would make the curtains twitch and the neighbours talk!

SoEverybodyDance · 29/04/2015 17:22

They were very happy to pose for you woof and gave their best smouldering looks... and it was such a glorious day on the day of the shoot that afterwards the three of us strolled down to the beach, past the oldies salting pilchards, stripped off and went for a skinny dip... well one thing led to another and... well you know...

Dx

cjwoofwoof · 29/04/2015 17:37

T'aint right, t'aint fair and t'aint proper Dance that you should be allowed a portion of their chips when all I get is the leftover pork scratchings

BK28 · 29/04/2015 17:40

I had planned to collect him Friday afternoon nickel so that rictea can have a fair crack at the CJ whip, but will now be on high alert with woof having a quick interlude in the schedule...we all know about her obsessiveness when it comes to CJ! If wycombe" or nickel can confirm that he is back on the tour plan that would be great...otherwise we will need to instigate a rescue mission plan!!

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