Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVI

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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Morning!

I'm sure graham would have to ask one of us to explain... Although painteds website has the handbook can see the questions now 'so Ben, you character CJ has a huge following on social media, he's currently on a UK tour...' And on screen is painteds website

SPO the website is fantastic! And so funny

ice would we be on the interview couch with him? Aren't we incognito? Or would we forego anonymity for the chance to meet Graham Norton BA?

I think if Graham Norton was interviewing BA and mentioned the antics on here, I'd stay incognito .... But it's ok, we'd have woof and orphan to help us with our disguises, so we could still be there!

We'd be in the audience... That seems to be the way it's done. Or via Skype. We might need disguises though.

If it meant meeting BA and getting my autograph I'd give up my anonymity

Ha you read my mind. I was thinking about your autograph. Poor BA. He wouldn't get out of the studio alive. Wonder which of us would make a grab for him first? BK maybe. As his personal protection officer, she is well used to forcing her way through the crowds??

can see it now 'police called to TV studios as audience runs riot to meet actor'

You know I might just write again. He's back in London so I might have a better chance....

Ooh yes icemist write again!

Thanks jen for being the Kofi Annan of the kilt dispute. I can send the hire shop references from Rupert, Patrick and CJ himself attesting to my superior knee strength. The shop may also be interested in my signature move (in tandem with richtea ) : lying prone,legs kicking coquettishly. Richtea can of course provide the artistic evidence.

I understand though that the hire shop may be quite traditional, so this time I'll probably keep my clothing on for the measuring.

Dirk in the bush woof

Euphemism? "If I knew what one of them was, I'd let you know..."

ilove you wondered if we would be on the interview couch with BA. Thanks to my cunning disguise we would be the couch of course! Depending on the other guests, BA would have to shuffle on down the couch to make room, so we should all have chance to make contact with his buttocks.

ilove crowds what crowds?!? I wouldn't need to grab him as I would already be draped over him on the couch!!! Well I am close protection after all!!!

Did anyone hear about the complaints about Poldark's scything action today on R2 news. Made me think that they obviously hadn't asked woof for her view!!

His buttocks might not be the first part of his anatomy I would be interested in but if that's all that's on offer, I'd take it.

Yes, I did hear Chris Evans on about Poldark and his scything. It made me snigger. Pity he never talked about CJ on his show.

mummyr you are very quiet today. What are you and CJ up to on this beautiful morning?

Just managed to have quick check of the thread, been so busy blowing up DS's paddling pool for a certain young captain to sit in!! Not too sure about him practising his mic swinging for tonight though at the same time, strikes me as kind of dangerous, might get something singed!!!
I can also reveal he is getting very excited with all this kilt talk!!

I'll settle for a typing error then dance and continue to keep my bush well trimmed on the off chance CJs dirk may come foraging my way

Personally I can't see what's wrong with Poldarks scything action - this weeks Episode was all the poorer for a lack of it. Thanks to jen I'm hoping the MN series resets the story to Scotland so AT can scythe through the glens in a topless kilt as I now can't get that vision outta my nut, sigh. Of course Darkie would still be ridden senseless across the Cairngorms but the saddle sensation would be all the more improved thanks to the kilt. Prudey could feed Ross her succulent baggy old haggis

Apparently the new Far from the Madding Crowd film employed a scything trainer. I wonder if he did Poldark as well?

In unrelated news I was wondering if Rhubarb had seen the 'Fashion on the Ration' exhibition at the IWM?

woof in the Highlands version of Poldark (renamed Poldirk of course) Prudey is famed for her neeps and titties tatties which Ross just can't get enough of. And many a cold nights is spent blowing his bagpipes. Darkie's latest infatuation is with a particularly shaggy Highland cow.

I'm really looking forward to seeing Far from the Madding Crowd. I love Hardy (scarred for life after reading Jude the Obscure). Need to have a look to see who the male parts are played by.

Hee hee, made me laugh (doesn't take much) but wiki describes a dirk as "a long thrusting dagger", nuff said!

Apparently TG tweeted this a few days back.

Maybe I'm dim but I can't understand why he does this if there's no chance of a second series??

Can't work out if BA is biting his nails or actually eating something in the background.

Still giggling over the thrusting dirk as well nickel

Agree ilove