Masterchef 2015 part 2

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Old thread here. This is copied and pasted from there.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

Next episode is Easter Monday at 8.30pm (for an hour). This is the start of knockout week.

Then:
Wednesday 8pm-9pm
Thursday 8pm-9pm
Friday 8.30pm-9pm

They start the week with 12, lose one a night and at the end of Friday they're down to 8.

Then just to confuse us even more they put an episode on a Sunday (12th April) 7.30-8pm.
Monday 13th 8pm-9pm.

That's as far as the BBC website shows at the moment. That's semi-final week so presumably the finals are the following week.

Will Greg(g) be gutted if no-one has him as inspiration?

Oh God, Tim Anderson! He took it very seriously. All his dishes were things like tea smoked blackbird with a side order of vinegared radishes.

I do hope someone cooks a boiled egg and tells Gregg they were inspired by him.

HolyDrinker

I think someone should cook a dish called the Aliona Charlston.

Tobacco ice-cream.

It would taste like sniffing an old man's pants.

My friend's sister was Greg(g)'s 2nd or 3rd wife.

Poor woman. I'll remember her in my prayers.

Oooo turning did you get to meet him in RL?

Maybe Pete's grandad would have loved Churchill.

Burnt rosti. Poor moustachioed hipster.

Oooooo do tell Violet. (Or maybe not)
I see blusher girl bequeathed her makeup bag to Emma.
Apple pie failure ahoy.

I don't know how he's persuaded so many people to marry him.

Apple flavoured slop on a plate. Poor lad.

A lovely, lovely thing. FOTTBOF toad.

I always think cavalo nero sounds like a lovely liqueur you'd have at apres ski in the Alps circa 1968 and then I remember it's just a fancy cabbage.

And then I feel sad.

I think it might be curtains for Pete.

Well done Paul and his cute little ears

Erm, just noticed Paul's eyebrows. What?
I like the goblin king.

You can paint such amusing pictures with words squoosh

Oh bless Simon and his lovely smile.