Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

[Carolina2015]

Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

I don't want to know do I livia?

Well you could always extend the dungeon if you need to Liv, just be careful not to undermine any walls - we don't want the Tavern or stables getting subsidance or we'll be back to being 'left leaning'

No. No you really don't

Should I have found a website where you could slap an MP from each party helen?

Although I'm more worried about falling through the floor & ending up in the dungeon Some things you can't unsee

Ello Ello Ello . What have we here then?

Do thank the cardinal for installing the snog book case cupboard by the way. Quite, quite marvellous. It's improved my life distinctly.

Well, Apricot my love I'm with you on the 'not entirely sure of the Dolokhov' look. He looks v pale there too.

Elk I very much hope a fuck has been had. Seems a terrible waste if he WASNT. But I would check the settings on your Burkesensor.

Fancy - you do make me chuckle. I re-ran a bit of that scything mentally today. Very nice too.

Sparks - imagine I'm wearing my travelling cape with the swishy scarf bits. I'm snarkily swishing it past you whilst you snigger about your dirty smoker in photo juxtaposition to my ghost white thespian.

I have checked our buildings insurance policy and apparently we are not covered for subsidence so do be careful.

Work on the Athos snog cupboard will commence on Thursday and will be completed by Friday.

I think we also need a loft conversion to extend the hayloft. Who wants to project manage that one?

I'm aware I'm rambling nonsense. Long day, now spaced out from spin and physically ragged. Sorry.

A little note from last night....

I stayed up late to welcome home Mr C. Cue heartfelt reunion in hallway . Where the soaring crescendo and the desperate kissing should have been tho, comes RL.

'Hang on love I need a piss'

Romance, wenches is indeed dead.

Did he cheek puff while he peed though?

I am Poldarked. FGS. That scene was from TM school of GYTRHATCTN GAH.

I'm going back to rank those pics Fancy as no wench has done it yet. I like to be polite

OK, so top left is 1, middle left is 4, bottom right is 9 - OK?

9 8 7 1 3 2 5 6 4

DONE.

Sorry, here they are again.

Sparkle, the cheek puff reenactment is still pending. I'm planning on setting it up under laboratory conditions shortly. If I don't fall asleep first.

Glad you enjoyed the Poldark. It's very easy watching. Well AT is. Oof.

Waaaahhhhh...Ryan has tweeted the official finale trailer.

YES OR NO????

Thank you for your hard work on those pics sparks, just got to check the DCs are all tucked up & ready for tomorrow & I shall return to compare choices.

Why, thank you Good luck with the re-enactment.

I read a review of the Poldark ep and the fuckwit called it a threshing scene. I may have turned into a puddle of overheated drool at that point of the programme, but I still managed not to mix up my agricultural processes.

Right-oh. I'm off to the hayloft. Making sure I don't wake up LetUs

Carolina why does it need extending? We seem to be fitting in nicely still. If you're sure it does I'll just do the Mary Poppins finger click thing, and that will be that sorted anyway. No project management needed (I get enough of that at one of the other jobs - Highlight Reports, anyone? Gah. I don't bloody think so, the loft is a project management-free zone. )

Did you watch the trailer sparks?

Ok, my order is 9,2,8,7,3,1,6,4,5

Interesting, that bottom row is the most popular so far. I shall await the reassembly of letus's brain for her decision.

Night helen

No. I haven't watched. I have been trying to work out if Papa C's latest tweet is a coded message that Santi is visiting

JP has retweeted RG's tweet (have I got that right?) [old gimmer emoticon], so I guess it's ok. I'm going in....

He doesn't look right with longer hair & no facial hair. That's why it came as such a shock when those S Africa pics came out in November. He wasn't Aramis

OMC, the time. I'll save it for tmrw. Night x

Fair enough, that's a good reason

I've just watched it, not sure what to say really (other than is it wrong to find a chained up Aramis rather hot?). Can't say it's spoilery, but we all see different things as hints or mis-directions, so

Don't think it's giving anything away to say that there's a bit where Trev is standing next to Rochefort looking unimpressed & I so wanted Trev to stab Rochefort & deliver his killer line

Yeah, agree the longer hair needs facial hair with it.

Night sparks

I too like Apricot and Comtess, can't go for the Dolokhov look - he does look ill. But funnily, I like that, only because that is what Ruski's are supposed to look like, for Me.

But , it just confirms , I only like TB as Athos .

7 1 2 3 8 9 4 5 6

Where is the slap michael gove thing please? I missed it.