Our Girl and Captain James Addicts XV

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I missed the first 5 mins, dh hoped I wouldn't notice we were still watching quest.. If I watch the first 5 I may as well watch the rest yes?

Ditto to that ilove

So pleased you, the SZS and the alternatively alive (PC gone madder than ever!) are back SPO, and that you are keeping an eye on us ... or on woofs utility belt, anyway!! Brilliant chapter, I was laughing so much that littlie came upstairs to see what I was doing (supposed to be running the bath ... forgot ... they weren't that dirty anyway!).

Ah thanks ladies, just realised we cross posted... Very definitely feeling the love.

Just caught up with on his majesty's service... Really enjoy picturing cj in 10 Downing Street, although my poor little brain can't cope with too much and has sort of merged them into love actually characters... The thought of cj performing that dance on the stairs and later lifting molly into a massive snog at a school play has my heart doing palpitations!!!!

Morning.
Back to work 3 days then I'm off till next Tuesday.

The #AskPoldark on Twitter was amazing. Reminded me of when TG did it the night OG finished but bigger!! Let's hope BA can be convinced should we get series 2

Morning ladies

Not checked in for a few days, RL is not being kind to me! Hope everyone is well. Glad to see CJ is back in the country thanks to his dedicated escorts!

ice thanks for all the gif clips,
they are so brilliant! Hope the kids have recovered.

Jen CJ specifically asked if he would be coming to Scotland again so hope you have time for him.

Richtea bet CJ will wow all your female patients and staff. Enjoy!

ilove, I'll make time for CJ! .

Going to try and catch up on the ff today, got loads of updates to read!

Just had 48 hours without WIFI! Not sure how I coped? Downside - missed catching up with you guys and CJ's reentry onto British soil! Upside-lots of fab FF to catch up on! Not seen Poldark yet, treat for tonight, is it a good one? Laser quest after lunch with 10 kids and sadly no CJ (would do sad face but too technical for me). Then retreating to coffee shop for mum's treat whilst kids play outside!
Don't forget CJ def booked to visit me after Easter hols, yes I am NWest coast, somewhere coastal between ILove and Icemist, Stag & Hen capital of England, but don't worry I will take great care of him, won't let him be corrupted!!!

Oops been awol for a while - had to help Poldark store his pilchards in a dark damp place, but he seemed to enjoy it.

mummyreeds I am guessing you are in or near Blackpool then! I think you and painted are closer to me than ice is.

We'll fit you into CJ's very busy itinerary once the kids are back at school. He's going to need a few rest days I think, the poor love will be flagging and we can't have that. We need him in peak physical condition!

So you'll be able to ride the big one with CJ at the pleasure beach mummyreeds

this second tour of CJs seems to be very northern, hmmm I might gonna have to don a disguise and kidnap him back down the M6 to the Thames Valley where he belongs - amongst us posh people cue Mission Impossible music...now where did I put that fake moustache, oh no check mirror - no need - my real one's as good as any...

Really enjoyed your new chapter rhubarb - was spoiled as I had just finished catching up on the previous 2, so got 3 new updates in a row! only problem is now I need to know what happens next!!

Ignoring woof's northerner baiting! (Not sure if I qualify as a northerner given that I'm not actually English but never mind!...)

Hope CJ is impressing at richtea's work - there will be some happy patients today

Oh dear jen northern people who aren't English are even worse !![shocked]. Not only will CJ now need to be kidnapped urgently, but de-loused and lathered up down extremely slowly and painstakingly to remove all traces of Hadrians Grime. Where's Prudey when I need her? This could prove to be a two-woman job, one to sit on him hold him still (Prudey) whilst the other (me) roughly probes and debugs. Glad I kept the tweezers and Dettol from my utility belt, always handy in this kind of emergency!

Well, it sounds to me as if cjwoof has declared war on The North. He's back with me tomorrow then we'll have to keep him up here as long as possible. Must make sure I am suitably buffed and polished for tomorrow afternoon when I meet him at the station.

BK looks as if we are going to need your close protection skills in case that woof woman tries to steal him from us.

Ok ilove I'm mustering my Rescue Party from everyone south of the Watford Gap. orphan , cherin , nickel , kezia , Richtea - we need to form a pincer movement across rough northern terrain, littered with Sid's cafes selling bacon barms, pushing aside all people wearing clogs who say "right munkee" until we can eventually locate CJ. If he gets to jen in Scotland we might gonna need surgical gloves and medigowns to avoid cross-contamination. Re-group at Brize Nor-Hun for a de-brief, preferably of CJs boxers, before apportioning conjugal visits to restore his usual high standards.

I may need CJ to delouse me in the same manner poldark did to demelza may take a while....

Put me down for a bit of that woof :) can we leave soon? Why is the first day of the school holidays the hardest?

cjwoof I am a Lancastrian born and bred and can honestly say I have never, ever heard anyone say "right munkee"!

Is it 'reet munkee'?

You are clearly asking the wrong person here.......

Hee hee!

Ditto jen Poldark often has to rummage through Darkies mane, but its a very pleasant experience under those circumstances - uncanny really.

But ilove you must surely say "Get down t'pit and drink yer pint a mild me duck" or perhaps you own a whippet? Maybe both? How about a cloth cap? If not, then all those stories Nanny told me at her knee in the nursery at Downton must've been jolly well made up!

Ah yes of course Nickel I'd forgotten those kinds of people have their own dialects depending on which hamlet they've got their pigeon loft. ilove probably now understands "reet munkee". Honestly, my posh accent does let me down sometimes, tsk,