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Our Girl and Captain James Addicts XV

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icemistOBE · 21/03/2015 23:21

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Paintedcherryblossoms · 30/03/2015 16:27

My word I have just dipped in and had a quick glance at today's proceedings. ilove I am also a fellow Lancastrian born and bred and concur have never heard "right munkee" in all my life. I am deeply affronted by the assertion that uscommonersnortherners are not capable of being lar de dar when the mood so takes us woof Grin this is definitely an act of war that will now result in hostage taking of the certain keen and eager soldier who will be retained for an extended period very far north of the Watford gap ......chair in full recline mode and waitingwithhandcuffsWink

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pixieg1rl · 30/03/2015 16:50

I declare East Anglia a neutral zone and will offer asylum to CJ from this North/South spat.

Ilovelblue · 30/03/2015 16:53

I wasn't going to rise to the bait Painted but since you have thrown down the gauntlet, I agree with you that we need to keep CJ as a hostage. Don't think any of us would object to that. He can share my bed any day. In fact, you, ice and Mummyreeds can all come round for a meal and we'll plan how to spirit him away into our beautiful Ribble Valley (where cjwoof, in case you didn't know, the Queen has expressly said she would like to live if she was plain old Mrs Windsor). It probably helps that she owns half of it anyway! It was also the setting for one of Painted's ff stories.

I suspect the Woof has never been north of Watford. Grin

cjwoofwoof · 30/03/2015 16:55

Ah yes but painted holding CJ hostage will only make him yearn for culture and southern sophistication all the more. There's only so much brown ale and pontefract cake one soldier can endure, and those steel toe-capped clogs make a terrible mess of the lino (I'm guessing you don't do carpets as it's easier to sweep with the besom brush). Swivel chair WITH footrest AND fully reclined or no swivel chair with footrest and fully reclined, I'm afraid anyone who says "you barn pot" and has Wayne Rooney as a role model will always get the shitty end of the stick. Grin Grin

cjwoofwoof · 30/03/2015 17:03

Ooh pixie Norwich can be the Switzerland of this conflict...

As it is ilove the Queen merely visits the Ribble Valley before returning south where there's hot running water and indoor flushing toilets. Enough said. Wink

Nickel45 · 30/03/2015 17:38

Just a quick diversion from the north south debate, but did you see this in the Mail, woof?

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Paintedcherryblossoms · 30/03/2015 17:42

Well woof I have seen a whole new side to you Hmm

cjwoofwoof · 30/03/2015 17:57

Ditto Nickel just this second read it...bit disappointing to read that he used eye liner...eh??! Also read the TV critic saying he's got an Axminster carpet on his chest to keep him warm lol. Very yummy indeed.

Aah don't be like that painted , I understand you don't do perfect if you're northern but if it's any consolation your super duper swivel chair and footstool really is the nuts and even looks like real leather...

icemistOBE · 30/03/2015 18:28

Ooh North v South!! Well as a adopted Northern I am 100% by your side ilove bloody southerners get everything!! We're having CJ!

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percyjackson1 · 30/03/2015 18:41

Looks like it'll have to be a reiver offensive...

BK28 · 30/03/2015 18:47

Ladies! Had a day in R/L and came back to find civil war has virtually been declared... and the reason a man!!

So Don't panic ilove I'm already on the case, plus I offer neutrality in that while I am a Southerner, born & bred, I am of Lancastrian blood, plus I abide in the lovely city of Bath!! Think that covers all bases!!

In my role as Close Protection I see that my mission might be to just take CJ into a safe house out of the frame awhile until we all calm down, we don't need to him to be injured further through hostile actions!

icemistOBE · 30/03/2015 19:02

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Nickel45 · 30/03/2015 19:18

ice that's not playing fair, too clever on the IT front by half!!
But would just like to point out that Bath is in the south ... maybe a little holiday up in t'north, but we know where his heart lies Smile

Richtea19 · 30/03/2015 19:55

Just reporting in. We are just back from work, and it's been the best day since I started! It was rather difficult keeping my work collegues off CJ, let alone the patients. He was certainly a distraction to all the grumpy Monday morning patients who couldn't get an appointment. We had a long lunch.... And a quicky in the sluce room (dead glamorous I am!) and a ride on my swivel chair (hydraulics might gonna need a look at). Anyway back home and I'm having a foot rub followed by all over body massage.

I'm keeping hold of him tomorrow morning I think (hope) ?

North/South divide. I'm normally Switzerland in all these matters, but when it comes to CJ I'm on the southern side :)

Ilovelblue · 30/03/2015 20:26

Glad CJ lived up to your expectations Richtea. Are you taking him into work again tomorrow morning. Please can you make sure he's on the train from Euston about 2pm? Never had such an exciting pre-birthday treat!

icemistOBE · 30/03/2015 20:31

I hope when it's my birthday (sept) He's still on tour Grin

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Richtea19 · 30/03/2015 20:35

ilove I'm off tomorrow morning, kids are in clubs, DH at work - so we will be having some R&R Grin. I'll get him to Euston for lunchtime. He can have a rest on the way!!

ice my birthday is Sept too! We will have to do the North/South meet at Watford Gap!

icemistOBE · 30/03/2015 20:38

Definitely richtea

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Nickel45 · 30/03/2015 20:53

lola you have been busy. Loving your Jake story, really hooked by it. And the school one ... Can just see them at school having a crush on each other, awkward teenage hormones, oh yeah!

rhubarb your update is briliant too. Molly's character is so right, she would be completely independent and walking back ... And CJ would be cross and mad and wanting to protect her. Brilliant!

Mumtothenipper · 30/03/2015 22:06

rhubarb and lola loving your updates! Just checking in and see civil war has started! As you've probably guessed from learning the ropes, I'm about as southern as it gets... In fact if I'd been born much further south I'd have been in the Chanel.... Live about 30 miles inland now... Proper surrey hills stuff... All commuters, 4x4's, yummy mummies and other such stereotypes.... CJ would love it!

WHAJEB1 · 30/03/2015 22:15

I'm contemplating starting to dig a tunnel to transfer CJ round the country in a French resistance type way - whilst all the above ground fighting is going on we can transfer him locations via our secret network Hmm

Nickel45 · 30/03/2015 22:30

Ooh, where you can hide the tunnel behind a big poster of CJ?

Ilovelblue · 30/03/2015 22:32

Richtea are you going to allow CJ enough time to write up his diary? Mind you, he will have enough time on the train I expect.

Just sitting down to re-read the ff updates. I had my first read at work and was very impressed.

WHAJEB1 · 30/03/2015 22:36

Brilliant idea nickel Grin

apsara03 · 30/03/2015 23:19

Hopefully a truce will be signed soon, please could in book CJ in for a stop off in the neutral Midlands for 2 weeks time when I get back from my hols

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