Swagger Inn: Thread 87. BBC Musketeers - roll on Friday. Close your eyes and avoid the spoilers... sodding programmers.

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As you were wenches... The bar is stocked up, the chaise is re-covered and ready for action, and all we have to do it... er. Wait until Friday.
Arse.

Oh my, that Aramis gif is delicious

Friday really needs to hurry up and arrive before my hormones start to rise. If mid-cycle OTH arrives before a new episode is available the waiting is going to get painful

Well done to your DS too mrsbeee and for you as well. Well behaved at school, little shit at home is the usual state of affairs for most DCs I believe!

I have run out of steam tonight.

Was meant to be going out but just did NOT have the energy. Can't even be bothered to regret it at the moment (might do later tho).

Ali that tip has cheered me up though, thanks! - have been over to the other thread several times to watch AT strut his stuff. He's very good, it says on there that he's a bit of a ballroom/Latin expert which explains it! I definitely have a weakness for a good dancer Wonder whether any of the Musketeers are also good movers?

Hope all poorly/achy-mouthed wenches feel better soon...

Oh bollocks, forgot I needed to do a grocery order.

I wouldn't mind if they had

I've been dropping in on that thread too inigo, but people keep dropping spoilers & making comparisons with the original which is bad enough but it also lowers the percentage of perving comments & hot pics.

It's much better over here

Cartwheels collapses through doors. Have just had a mega Fortitude session because we have a new sky box and had to watch stuff on the old one so we can ditch it.

Have -skimmed RBNR...
cwtch to Badders re dentist. I still haven't phoned mine
Well done to all positive parents evening reports - I missed DS's because I was away for work but DH says all was fine

Night all.

Oh, I don't do reading of the thread Fancy In fact have to avoid any reading as not even seen ep. 2 yet! But I can still admire the decorations.... not as well-decorated as here though, you're right!

Very sensible, inigo

The decorations in here are second to none, although with most of us too afraid to go looking and the rest being very disciplined re spoilers, there are more classics than new pics.

Like this

sparks ahem I would fit right in

Name you are right, there is altogether too much worrying about the plot and too little focus on important matters. As you say, much better in here

Night wenches x

Night alibabs

Skinny-dipping AT barely raised the temperature over there, whereas I still remember the fevered rewinding of the Cock-in-the-Well scene from ep1 in the Tavern, and most of it wasn't even from Team Dog.

Now that's how you do perving. Amateurs.

Oh FFS. DS has been puking since about 11pm. He is finally asleep. Hopefully it's done with.

All over his high sleeper. That was fun to clean up.

I'm meant to be meeting a friend for lunch tomorrow. Haven't seen her for ages and this is our third attempt. And now I'm going to have to cancel.

Why is it still not Friday?!!

Mrsb ?? hope ds is feeling better?
No doubt ds2 is saving his puking for next week when dh is away ??
I can't sleep

Oh poor mrsb! Hope he is feeling better now.

That Poldark thread...ffs! They seem to have missed the point a bit, non?

Can you imagine the state of us in here if the lads went skinny dipping in a cold lake?

Ok since we cant look at pix or gifs, fave imaginary musketeer scenarios day?

Mine is the above - me, aramis, a lake, no clothes.

Morning all!

This waiting is just awful, I'm scared to go anywhere, I know I've seen some spoilers but I don't want to see any more.

Hope tooth is feeling better this morning Badders and all ill DC are on the mend. Also well done to all parent evening DC.

Inigo, according to his CV Tom does tango, period dance and five rhythms dance, whatever that may be, but I would dearly love to see it. He doesn't strike me as being a particularly good mover, but you never know.

Have a good day all!

Morning wenches.

Hope DS is feeling better MrsB. Bummer re having to cancel.

Just two more days.

Hmm Madame - me, Aramis, the blue sash, four poster bed with a full length mirror in the corner of the room in a fancy chateau

Tooth is ok.
The one I have to have done next week is hurting though :(
Poor ds2 is so upset about Dh going away on sat...he has cried himself to the sleep the last 2 nights.
I dont know what to do. Getting him into school next week will be fun :(

I have just LOLed at the comparison of Poldark skinny-dipping -V- wenches micro analysing the footage of Dog's cock

For Five Rhythms Dance - see Peep Show series 1 (or 2?) Bahahahaha....

Except they called it Rainbow Rhythms dance iirc.

Oh MrsB I hope he's feeling better soon.

Madame I agree with you about the poldark thread. It's all a bit too intellectual for my liking.

apes I think you need a sensory deprivator to stop you unknowingly seeing stuff.

Morning guys, I'm up. Just. Have a preschool pta thing around 12 so I'm sure that's going to be loads of fun . Need a cup of tea now.

Morning, nice and sunny here, so that means.... washing, I might even try to get 2 loads done, just for you badders , although it sounds like painkillers would me more use to you.

Hope DS is feeling better now mrsbeee, fingers crossed for no spreading of the germs & for cancelled plans.

Fave Musketeer day? Picnic in the countryside (involves riding the horses there), near a lake - Aramis can go for a swim, I'm too cold blooded. He'll need warming up after that. Which will build up an appetite for the food. Return to posh house, hot bath for two. Supper in a luxurious apartment. Retire to enormous four poster bed for some shiny chin action.

Morning all! Beautiful day here and I have laundry on the line

MrsB deepest sympathy re cleaning the high sleeper and ds is feeling better. Also hope all of the poorly dc are on the mend.

Am glad it is sunny as it the only thing that's keeping me awake, given ds1 came in to us before 5 this morning and then his younger brother joined us about half an hour later. Did either want to cuddle their dad? Did they heck. I ended up squeezed like a sardine between dc on one side and dh on the other, all snoring except me. Need

Can't wait for Friday - I know I've seen it (twice now) but it was with ads and without the wenches Many of the posters over at spoilertv who have seen it seem to be very young, and discussion is definitely not up to the erudite standards of the Swagger Inn Hay ho, only a few more days...

Morning. Poor DS is still going. Can't even keep water down. Thanks for all the nice thoughts wenches.

It's lovely here too, and I have lots of freshly washed bedding to hang out so that's handy. I'm going to be channeling my inner-Badders today re laundry.

Hope the tooth is feeling better soon Baddz. I am at how much you have to pay. Easy to get good NHS dentists up here. Local health trust got pissed off at increasing numbers of dentists not taking NHS, so they built a huge new purpose built dental centre and stuffed it full of NHS dentists. They did that at the same time the recession hit and folk cancelled their dental insurance policies, so the private dentists all saw work dry up and started accepting again. I had a wisdom tooth out a couple of years ago and it cost c£35. I get my veneers maintained / tarted up every six months at check up, and that costs me about £15.

All wetches should move to Scotland. Prescriptions are free too. Which I usually forget about and try and pay for

Oh no Issy.

Arf at discussions not being up to our standards. Don't you mean not down low enough?

He is a good dentist, but fuck me, the cost!
The one in my village is NHS, but my sister has had a few issues....I feel like I might be paying less but getting less good care iyswim?
It's £48 just for a check up.
Kids free, thank Christ.
My Dh is asthmatic and has to get regular meds...the cost is eye watering over a year.
I really do think asthmatics should get free px.

Ds2 wanted to walk to school today (ffs) so I am knackered now.
Took mum for a coffee and have done a small bit of housework.
One load in airer, one in washer.
Weather here a bit odd...not sure whether to hang out or not

Need to tackle the ironing pile too...boo.
Can't wait for Easter hols when we can go feral :)