Swagger Inn: Thread 87. BBC Musketeers - roll on Friday. Close your eyes and avoid the spoilers... sodding programmers.

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As you were wenches... The bar is stocked up, the chaise is re-covered and ready for action, and all we have to do it... er. Wait until Friday.
Arse.

Bloody autocorrect love not live

Oh, and good on the cancelling birthday's etc, wench priorities

Just rewatching the bit where Roche toes to strangle Milady. Classic short bloke syndrome. Can't take a joke.

There was also a couple of teeny tiny humorous moments.

Someone needs to tweet JP & tell her to get in here & read all this

This means we'll have to convert a tavern broom cupboard into a cardinals sex cupboard.

MrsB I was thinking "oh, are they going to do it at the table", but no such luck. They will in my fantasies though, except Milady won't be there

Yeah, Connie's not gonna get it now they've shown her almost getting it

The poor port Queen. Her face when he told here about Aramis & Marguerite. My heart broke a bit for her there.

Aramis, come over here & be naughty any time you like

Ooooh. I feel the need to rewatch. Not goin gto happen on TV though Apricot is your DH on the football now?

I don't really remember eating tea I was so busy watching, but my plate is def. empty.

The 'there's more's were def brilliant. THIS is what we've been wanting for the entire series FFS, why do they leave it until ep 9 to do a proper ensemble episode?

OMG my typing is off the scale mental tonight.

Oh for the........Now Iplayer is being a twunt.

I told JP how fab it was, she faved it

I didn't tell her to come in here....

Thanks for the welcomes, it's a pleasure to wench with you all.

I usually do an immediate iplayer rewatch of just my favourite bits (Athls / Connie & Dog / any of the 'all for one' heartwarming group moments), but tonight it's going to take a lot longer than usual.

The Confession of Aramis and Adventures in The Cardinal's Sex Cupboard are the scenes at the top of today's list

Welcome newbies

I am Elk, the cursed one

Ha - my sodding internet is so rubbish at the mo that I can't actually download the episode. Apparenlty no network is available.

Also suspect Drink and Issy are right - if the trailer looks like Connie will die, then she won't. Unless they really want to mess with our heads Shame about Dr le May though. they'll need a new go-to Doctor for the next episode. Let me think, do we know anyone with medical knowledge who could help them...? Probably do best with a team to be honest, a physio, and a GP type person... FMCareerChoices.

Wooooahhhh I am LIKING JP's new Twitter header

Dear Santi Santa,

I know this is very very early. But I promise to be a very very good girl for the rest of the year if Athos could stand next to me, look me in the eye all intense and repressed, flare his nostrils at me and then snog me stupid.

If it could be followed up with a furious, passionate, hard shag from him then I will be good for all eternity.

Please .

Mrs Bea of B

Ohhhhh it's working finally.

Thanks for posting for me sparks.

Wenches, that was quite simply friggin brilliant. Queenside was phenomenal

Hello newbies, Aramis is mine obviously.

Except Tuesday-Saturday but then he is taken too.

And there's a queue for any spare nights.

Just remembered Treville going to slump on the bed after Aramis' confession & slinging his hat out of way

LOVED that whole scene. "And there's more..."

I did think it a little unlikely that Queenie was completely unaware of Aramis & Marguerite, especially after the sclipse episode. It could be the way of finishing it all completely between those two, but I will be a bit disappointed if that is how they do it as it's a bit unfair of Queenie. And Queenie has to stay perfect.

And I've only just remembered them stripping Aramis of his weapons. I might have made a noise at "high treason".....

And the end! Oh God, with Aramis struggling to break free, Dog beaten up & Connie wailing she loved him......SOB

I need to bloody rewatch.