BBC MUSKETEERS: thread 86. There's treason at the palace and treason at the BBC. Give us back our Musketeers.

[AnneOfAramis]

Here we are again. Grab a Beardy Fucker, pull up a chaise and LetUs (nto) all fall into a drunken stupor.

Start as we mean to go on.

Elk

And that referred to the TB pictures, not me naked. Though obviously that would be 'oof' too or not...

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You see.......I bloody knew it!!.........I've got Stuff. To. Do.

Oooooooooooooooooh my lungs aren't up to laughing yet apparently.

Bleurgh.

Get us - most active thread at the mo.

Oooh elk that's a kick ass song. Who is she?

Yep a chiringuito aka chiri is a beach cafe. Tempting isnt it. #wenchcommuneinthesun

Well I never. TB with a beer. Wonder if he ever visits his local?

Anywayz. Madame I am IN. Can we decorate the living room from SantiagoCabreraAppreciation? And what about the kitchen? And...and...

Here is pretty good to live We have beaches, a big cafe culture, 4 of the country's best grammar schools & 40 mins into London. Not very rural though. And still pricey, though probs not as much as where you are now.

Afternoon!

Is it really bad that the second first thing I thought when I saw that clip was 'Yay! Not teetotal'? I definitely might have rewound it loads to times to check...

Elk - well done to babyElk, glad you're not having to function through the power of caffeine and perving alone.

Ali - hope the cold fucks off soon oh, and you have my sympathies re night time visits Ds2 has got up and into my bed every night for the last four years. I've tried everything but have now resigned myself to waiting until he leaves home.

Madame - where I live is absolutely beautiful and a wonderful place to raise children however is it dull as fuck and I spend most of any spare money I have on trains to London. Good luck though, and you know where we are if you need any support, sounds like things are happening with you.

Issy - you're going to have to PM me with DrIssy's subject as where we've lived has crossed over and it would be terrifying hilaire if there was some wench degree of separation going on. (don't feel obliged to though!).

Right, I have stuff to do and sitting here is not going to get it done.

Laters my lovelies.

sparkle we could get one on the island of cabrera!!!! if it wasnt a national park

Thanks mave and wenches for views on where you live...keep them coming, it is under serious consideration!

At the very least Madame you can rely on me to post you pictures like these if times are bad.....

Hawwwwww...Charlie Renner...

mave, a couple for you...

Aw thanks Madame

Right, off to work. Laters.

Madame come North!!! As far as possible!!!

Seriously apart from house prices in a few poncey areas it's affordable and nice. Most of the central belt is within easy distance of a bit of culture and shopping, and plenty flights to all the usual places from the major airports. Good schools mostly, mostly I think the SNP are doing a good job of running the place even if you don't buy into independence. And virtually free of the cancer that is the Tory party.

If I had to live in England my top 5 places would be

1. Northumberland
2. Cotswolds
3. Devon
4. Cornwall
5. Surrey

Elk thanks for the explanation, I thought it would be something like that. Are you allowed to fit a bollard?

Which episode tonight btw? Is it KTQ? I quite fancied Ep1 S2 but don't think my vote was noted. But KTQ is always an excellent watch! Last night on my own before DH home.

Afternoon

I'm supposed to be working, may have looked at shoes online instead

Congrats to the sleep Elk, and keep the reports coming about the parking drama, it's so exciting I have no life

Hope Ali and Helen gets better soon!

Odd you say More, then you have come to the right place

And that clip of Tom! OMC!! He's so hot and snuggly at the same time. I really just want to slip my hands under that sweater/hoodie and do very bad things to that poor man

Hmmm…I've always hankered after living in Scotland. If only Edinburgh wasn't so bastard expensive.

Get well soon to the sickly wenches. I'm a bit ill too. So I'll join you in the sick bay.

Yaaaay babyelk now can you have a word with babymouse, who after sleeping well for months has regressed to not co-sleeping. [zombie emoticon]

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3DrB_rfiFu8 . Babymouse is like this.

Hurrah - I have remembered the school run today

Hi WW & Mouse see you later.........

I feel as if I shouldn't show my face here, given elk's problems with people parking where they shouldn't.

We brought the car to work today as ds1 in pjs for school, we needed to get the cakes to school in time for the before school etc etc. Don't have a current parking permit and all the streets around are two hour max. Shouldn't have been a problem as we could both move the car throughout the day but then DrIssy got landed with an extra lecture when I was also busy meaning we wouldn't have been able to move the car for 3 hours.

So I remembered friend who lives near uni and asked him if we could borrow his drive for the afternoon. He said yes, so at lunchtime I moved the car. Except I couldn't remember his house number, just that he had fancy metal gates.

You can probably see where this is going...

I parked in no.51, not no. 63. I realised this once I got back to the office and was able to check his address. Cue me running down the hill to move car before anyone realised.

I was out of luck: as I started moving the car an old lady on the other side of the road waved me down

Thankfully she was absolutely lovely and thought it was a bit of a hoot. Given how justifiably outraged she could have been, I am definitely going to bake some biscuits tonight and take them round to her while they are still warm as a further apology.

Issy

Does that mean you're a baker too then?

issy you sound so nice. As does Mrs 51.

What kind of cookies are you going to make?

Issy

Some property porn, I have posted this before about a milion years ago, but it's out again. Looks really nice, but it's a bit small.

www.svenskfast.se/fritidshus/uppsala/uppsala/alunda/alunda/norr-edinge/saringe-18/76107#bildlista