Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XIII

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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Tony Grounds
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Lets hope its actually a Rocket Propelled Grenade as far as you're concerned Jen. Jackpots all round I'd wager

I'm interested in how quickly CJ can reload. I assume he's got it down to a fine art.

You know Orphan your euphemisms are getting harder and harder to swallow

As cjwoof said to CJ..!

It's actually my birthday tomorrow. Bet you can't guess what my birthday wish is? CJ wrapped in nothing but a big bow

Hes definitely an AK47 in the reloading department orphan - they never run out of ammo do they, just constant firing again...and again...and again.

And I don't believe I would EVER say that to CJ...

Sadly, I'm pretty sure dp hasn't got that for me.

No, sorry cjwoof I was underestimating your skills. They don't call you Python Jaw for nothing!

Happy Birthday for tomorrow orphan, if I could wrap up CJ in a big red bow for you and send him round I would, but lets be honest, I think the CJ blow up suit for your DP is the closest you're going to get, sigh.

Might gonna need to change my name to pjwoofwoof then orphan to be more like RL me...

And that's not the only orifice that can expand to double its size

I think that Milo Manara could do a whole book on you cjwoof. You could have been his muse.

Yes, of course dp will be obliged to wear the CJ suit for the entire day tomorrow. Dp is double checking that the pump is in full working order as it might be put under some strain.

Easy does it orphan you dont want to waste too much output on the DP if CJ's on his way down south from Scotland. Imagine having a real headache caused by an over-expanded DP just as CJ knocks you up and says "Missed Me?"

Be careful cjwoof don't forget that "knocks you up" has a different meaning entirely.

Or was it intentional?

And knocking up is a distinct possibility now that we've verified the strength of the seed...

orphan I would send him to you tomorrow, but frankly I need an extended period with the grenade to check out its operational capability. If it proves too explosive for me doubt it I'll make sure to pass him on sooner rather than later.

Great minds think alike ilove

Indeed jen indeed. That seed just keeps on spreading intentionally all over the UK ilove

Hmmm, could become a bit troublesome after a while - a bit like Japanese knotweed or something. Think it should be more limited really. What does jen think (as she is next on the list)?

As much as I adore CJ, the last thing I need is to be knocked up! The thought of it is a passion killer as far as I'm concerned. Although do you think in nine months time there's going to be a spate of hard to explain births...?!!

orphan that will be more to do with the 50 Shades film than CJ's tour of Britain!

ilove is it today you're going to see 50 shades? A friend went and was very disappointed by the lack of JD nudity. She almost wanted her money back!

Jeez, the last thing I need is CJ knocking me up. I've already got enough on my hands with 2 boys, can you imagine a mini CJ running about in child size combats telling me to put some more bloody effort in?! DH would be asking questions.

I've still not seen 50 shades, although have been told by countless people now that they've been disappointed by the lack of nudity / passion. Not something that's going to be lacking from my dirty weekend with CJ

I am off to the cinema tonight to see it with a friend. My worst nightmare is that we get stuck next to some dirty old guy in a mac and I have insisted we have aisle seats just in case! I will report back tomorrow. I wasn't struck on the books to be honest so am curious to see how the film is portrayed.

A mini-CJ sounds nice in theory but in practice.... no, he would be hard work! Nice if you could hand him back at the end of the day perhaps.

Thought of being knocked up is a horror!!! Little CJ or not! I'm off to see 50 shades tomorrow night with a group of girls from my new work! I wasn't going to bother but seeing as its a meal/drink cinema eve and the girls are good fun.

We have our German exchange boy here, orphan my son has already been to his house last November and like you sons experience the houses was modern and minimal.... Unlike ours which is old and cluttered!! He seems really lovely. We are taking him to Charlton tomorrow to see a match and then Hever Castle on Sunday (I've managed to duck out of the football though:) )