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JoanHickson · 22/02/2015 18:48

Anyone ready for orange skin, tight jeans and short skirts?

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Woodenheart · 31/03/2015 18:04

He's so blinking good looking Blush

var123 · 31/03/2015 19:55

There's more about Dan O in the press today.
Jacq Jossa is defending him whilst Megan's brother is saying that he's abusive and controlling on Twitter.

Ricky Rayment has done an interview or something saying that he's in love with and planning his life with the girl from Geordie Shore. They've only been going out for a few weeks. I bet he is still at the stage of thinking she's great because she's not like his ex, rather than appreciating her for herself. classic rebound!

Blondeshavemorefun · 31/03/2015 23:13

sorry meant ferne not lauren

Chipstick10 · 01/04/2015 20:04

Omg Chloe Simms hair!!!!!!! Shock

Namechanged101 · 01/04/2015 20:15

I hoped it was an April fools- its looks awful :( can't be good for the hair either

MyArksNotReady · 01/04/2015 20:18

Not her best look.

Koalafications · 01/04/2015 20:24

What's happened to her hair Chipstick?

Koalafications · 01/04/2015 20:25

Oh no, this is not a good look for her

TOWIE
patienceisvirtuous · 01/04/2015 22:58

Lol @ that hairstyle

Kinraddie · 02/04/2015 09:25

Jake and Chloe are both so awful aren't they? There is nothing appealing at all in their personalities - they truly deserve each other.

patienceisvirtuous · 02/04/2015 10:05

Kin I bet they have fascinating conversations though!

minibmw2010 · 02/04/2015 10:25

Oh that's hideous !! What was she thinking, does she think she's the Essex Kim Kardashian? ha ...

scandip · 02/04/2015 10:29

Her teeth seem to have grown again too.

I hope Lydia is just pretending for tv. Ard is a repugnant little toad. Lydia. Just no.

Danielle is thick as two short planks.

sheldoneggsue · 02/04/2015 11:06

Lyd needs her bumps feeling.

Arg is an arse - two massive bumps worth of arse.

Jake and Chloe need to lock themselves in a room far away from towie and feel each other's bumps for all eternity.

Their shit might not stink but their personalities do.

Ferne is getting involved and needs to back off because Chloe is thick and Jake is not going to admit to being a prick.

Surprised Danielle didn't get a bump on her from Lauren.

Banter my bumps. Easter Hmm

anonpost · 02/04/2015 12:14

Is Lewis 'Ben' does anyone reckon?

Yikesivedoneitagain · 02/04/2015 14:31

Omg ferne 'I'm not gonna lie, before you walked over here I was calling you a prick and an arsehole. But that's only because; I think you're a prick and an arsehole.' I love her now! Chloe and Jake want to just go away - they are so dim it's like two potatoes having a conversation. And the way billie walked off!! So funny.

waithorse · 02/04/2015 15:42

Danielle comes across as a total bitch. Saying someone can't keep there knickers to themselves, isn't banter, it's being a cow. Thought LP responded with dignity. Fearne would have punched her.

So fed up with Arg and Lydia. Just dull now.

Love Fearne talking about Chloe Lewis's boyfriend, who is such an arse, I can't even remember his name.

Wish LP and Chloe were still best friends.

Actually going to miss Elliot. Wanted him to stay with Chloe.

Jess and Dan is boring. He has zero personality. She should be single for a while.

I've invested to much time with this. Sad

MyArksNotReady · 02/04/2015 16:14

Danielle passing it off as banter then later trying to make out there was something "wrong" on a deeper level with Lauren, on top was very showing of her charcter. Poor Lauren, she seems the most together least dysfunctional one in the show.

ShoeShooChoux · 02/04/2015 16:40

The Arg and Lydia stuff is so dull now. Is anyone actually interested in them?

I agree that Danielle come across as a nasty piece of work.

Blondeshavemorefun · 02/04/2015 16:40

i did wonder if ben was lewis, tho the phone call then wouldnt make sense

arg was thrilled boyfriend has been dumped, he obv thinks he will get in lydias knickers again and prob will more fool her

lydias eyebrows may be HD but look silly

why do 99% of towie men have beards

Yikesivedoneitagain · 02/04/2015 21:50

Dani comes across as thick and mysogynist - I hate this programme, why do I watch it?!

Lauren comes across really smart. I think she's played it well throughout, you never see her being unkind for no reason, and if she does give what for, it's usually to some shit bloke who wasn't good enough for her in the first place (bloor)!

Hathall · 03/04/2015 00:28

Agree Yikes. Lauren and Billie too. They rarely join in with gossiping but might make some informed, positive or intelligent comment.
Good for them.

AyMamita · 03/04/2015 18:20

LOL at "like two potatoes having a conversation" Yikes Easter Grin

sheldoneggsue · 05/04/2015 04:55

The womenfolk of Essex knit the beard hair into strands of extra strong floss for all them big gnashers. Allegedly.

Loads of teeth needs loads of beards. That isn't kissing you are watching. Merely a spot of impromptu flossing.

I have no idea what the GC's foof hair was used for though. Scatter cushions?

But I'd be thrilled if Jake was made to floss with it for all eternity instead

sheldoneggsue · 05/04/2015 04:57

Howling at yapping spuds Easter Grin