TOWIE

[JoanHickson]

Anyone ready for orange skin, tight jeans and short skirts?

OMFG. Gemma is getting her la la waxed in front of Bobby and has had surgery to get designer vagina: & Bobby saying how good it looks! Some things i dont want to see, even from waist up. Just.. too damn much information. Eugh. And 2K? What the heck do they do for £2K? Spray it with diamond dust?

So is Diags lying re Jakes going missing, I'm no wiser after he met Georgia tbh? Or have i missed something?

I'm wondering if the whole grass and cover thing was actually Diags cheating on Fran

She hasn't even given birth how bad coukd her vagina have looked before?! I'm not sure that's the kind of thing I would advertise on TV

I thought that too, chipstick

Omg fearne is a shit stirrer and relishes people's hurt

Birds this, birds that.

Appropriate from the mouths of cocks I suppose.

Oh please no chip - I felt sorry for Fran when she cried last week. She looked so sad.

I think I will fast forward the designer vagina part when I catchup.

Lewis wasn't at the singles night, eother

*either

A million % ?

My arse.

I don't care that Ferne is winding up Jake. She is doing it beautifully! And he deserves it!

Diags said that if he says something, then he'll lose whatever he says. But he only has 2 options.

He could say that he covered for Tommy and he believes that Tommy cheated. What would he lose? Nothing because he's already at war with Tommy whereas Georgia would be grateful for the honesty and Fran would be pleased to be vindicated.

He could say that he didn't cover for Tommy because there was no need? Who would mind him saying that? Only Fran! But why would she mind? Because she's spiteful and thrives on falling out with people or because it would raise more questions about which "friend" did go with the other girl or some other reason?

Lewis was there talking to Mario and Jake.

Yes, definitely skip the vagina part. its visual imagery that you just don't need. Plus she looks like she is in position to have a smear test.

(It must be some other part of the TOWIE viewing demographic that appreciates those sort of scenes.)

Jake's not that good looking, is he? He's a bit pointy faced. Maybe he's better in real life??

I think he's very good looking. But ugly on the inside...

Lewis was there talking to Mario and Jake.

Oops, I missed that bit!

I don't think Jake is good looking at all. Agree he is very 'pointy' looking.

Jane has a face like Arge. I call them squashed face people. It's nothing they can help. They look like their face was squished in a vice.

The opposite are the flat faced people. Think Robert Pattinson. They look like they had their face crushed flat between pages of a book.

Where has grace Andrews gone?

Think she's had the same fate as Abi (jasmine's friend) and Georgina gone never to be mentioned by any of the cast again

Ah possibly, if forgotten all about her until I saw her in the daily mail

And George Harrison, the young blonde girl, who came in for one season last year, was the centre of many storylines and then disappeared without any goodbye.

I suppose you can tell that they didn't make much difference when it takes you weeks to even notice that they haven't been around.

Nanny pat used to feature all the time too, but now she just seems to get wheeled out to sit at a party for people 50 years younger than her, looking old and mute.

I think it's going to be Diags who cheated, I really hope that's not the case but why on earth was he so evasive otherwise

Re Grace, I got the impression she realised quite quickly how badly she came across on screen and walked before her reputation ended up damaged.

I still don't get why Diaggs and Tommy were sharing a bed anyway. A twin room perhaps, but a bed ? There is all this "did you wake up with Tommy, didn't you ?" business. I'm assuming they were in Newcastle for a personal appearance you'd think they would be paid enough not to have to share. I'm not even keen on sharing a bed with dh.

I miss Lauren, Joey and Tom. I thought I would miss Sam and I don't.

I don't think any of them are as rich as they pretend, apart from Georgia whose Dad is well off. They seem to have a lot of disposable wealth but if you look at their twitter streams a lot of their clothes, makeup, beauty treatments, even holidays etc come as freebies in return for a mention on twitter.

I would think Gemma Collins is doing ok because she seems to have got a coner of the plus size market. And billie Faiers because is doing well because she was the first to launch a boutique and basically has a sensible head on her shoulders. However, for the rest of the cast, it seems to be about £1000 here or there for appearances and hoping for a shoot with reveal or ok.