omfg pmsl at GC designer vagina - people normally have a nip and tuck when had kids, not before, she must have had a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge wanny !!!!!
2k and bobbie sitting inspecting it, what the fuck does he know about pretty ones, hes gay !!!!!
hearing her wince when waxed was funny 
args sister looks like him, but also like a man in drag (sorry)
diag is obv covering for tommy, unless tommy is covering for him ........
ferne is a bitch isnt she !!!!
single night, was just half the acst of towie who havnt already slept with each other 
having dinner with liar/cheater aka lockie prob isnt such a good idea, he denied denied denied and then admitted it
lewis was at single night, jake came up to them and said how can you tell my gf/well ex gf of 6.5yrs that im a little boy
dont call me a drip, or was it dick - said mario in reply