Put a melon on your head, get yer jugs --of ale-- out, it's our Birrrthday! BBC Musketeers Swagger Inn thread 83

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It's time to party with those handsome Musketeers to celebrate ONE YEAR and 94,000 posts of wenching

GO!

Who has the biggest cock?

Who has the biggest feet?

It's been so long I don't remember. Is the episode today at 8 or 9 pm .
Is it paramount to be au courant with the plot that I watch the previous episode first?

Well, Mavis might be in it from last week. But she may not reappear until later in the series. Either way, she can fill you in later.

you watch for the plot drink?

Oh, and it's at 9pm.

I'm sure you'll be able to follow what's going on, I manage it with a brain fogged by lust

I have worked out who ghosty is

....AND STAY THE FECK OUT!!

Norah We KNOW who has the biggest feet... Don't make me prove it!

Fancy Are you sure you don't want to join Team Athos instead? he might be better for you than Dog, I think you should go for Aramis and Athos, it has a nice ring (nlt) to it

In fact, why not just be greedy and have Athos, Aramis and Porthos? Three times the fun! I don't think Dog is really your type

I have just seen a spoiler for tonight that HAS MADE ME BURST.

Holy Christ.

No I'm quite sure thanks livia - brooding & moody don't do it for me, I have a weakness for brown-eyed latin lovers.

You look to have your hands full defending the Cardinal from drink & ghostly down there , so I'll occupy Dog for you. He promised to show me his new two-handed technique he's just learnt - it wasn't just for sword-wielding you know

Is is badly spoilery sparks? Do I want to know?

I wish I had more self control

Fancy where do you think he learnt it? The Cardinal has two cocks - just saying....

Well I didn't mean to see it. It's a pic, you may have seen it already. But honestly, it really did just make me gasp out loud Shall I tell you where it is, then it's up to you if you look? BIG TEST.

Spoilery stuff.

Episode 6 - Advance Preview + Dialogue Teasers

Commme baaaack!

Yes tell me sparks

Ew livia

(Definitely ylt)

If you are looking for Ghosty or Drink, they are locked outside the Tavern after a minor disagreement over the Cardinal

madame whenever I come on here, it's tumbleweed, I post 5 posts in succession and then it's 1,5 later when I'm back.

Fancy Make sure you scrub him WELL - he's been a very busy man!

I think livia has just explained why that is in the post above yours drink - I think foul play is afoot (& not just in the dungeon)

Well they were harassing the Cardinal and he didn't like it.... What could I do?

I knew you'd cave Fancy

Go to Santiago Cabrera Appreciation Tumblr page, bring up the archive. Fifth pic in from the left [SOB] [ovaries] [DIES]

I reckon I know what's going to happen straight after, too. I'm looking at the larger pic 2 to the right - & the smashed window he's just been through. ORRRRRRRR he hasn't even been through the window yet & that's another scenario how he ends up there

Am trying to not give anything away here!

Well there go another few eggs

Thanks sparks, I'd not seen it, but it's not wholly unexpected, so I'm happy I've not been spoilered. The pic on the far right at the top that hasn't been cropped reminds me of a pic on SpoilerTV that I had seen with the three of them in.