Put a melon on your head, get yer jugs --of ale-- out, it's our Birrrthday! BBC Musketeers Swagger Inn thread 83

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It's time to party with those handsome Musketeers to celebrate ONE YEAR and 94,000 posts of wenching

GO!

Ali, mouse, you are right. I'm going to have to woman up and tell him I've changed my mind on proviso that he behaves the rest of the time his dad is away or I change the passwords on all the i-devices. I really want tonight to be as easy as possible [hollow laughter as I've already committed to making pancakes for pudding with the three year old]

Ghosty

I have wine chilling and 6kg of ribs marinating..... Yum.

Awww, Norah it made me well well up! I can't believe we haven't organised a birthday meet up. My fault, haven't been on the threads lately, otherwise would have kicked your arses in to the gear!

How are you, you mare?!

by helen...? hwere are you going? I ain't catching up in the earlier thread . xx

oh yeah, ghostly you can have teh smelly cheese

livia I do find him attractive Have you worked out who ghosty is yet?

Happy landings helen!

drink, you'll just have to get your ass in here more often!

On train coming back from London. It's a negative on Musketeers spotted this time. Is Ghostly who I think Ghostly is?

RTFT.

I did. And I am presuming but I'm not 100%

Am watching last week's episode.

Hightlights so far -

Treville and Dog eye rolling at the lack of weaponry

Dog kicking the sword out of the rack and twirling it - my ovaries twitched

Ooh, no sorry sparks I didn't mean it like that. I meant it as in I have RTFT!
Soz wench

LOL. Thought I'd missed something obvious then Anyway! What questions are we asking Ryan tonight in the Twitter q & A?

Afternoon

issy, I like alibabs idea - tell yourself you're modelling gracious behaviour/how to admit to a mistake yadda yadda. Depending on how you usually make the decision on what to order, you could always make him be the one to compromise (eg if you share sides/rice, make sure YOU get your choice & he doesn't, rather than compromise as normal & make this the punishment?)

Hope you're still breathing stinkle

livia, I still think you're watching the wrong trailer . But I'm not worried, one less in the ever-lengthing Aidan queue is a good thing.

Me too ww. I think I've been ovulating since last week's episode & I seem to still be OTH. It's exhausting. At this rate I'll have used up all my eggs by the end of the series.

BTW. I tweeted us Happy Birthday & Ryan faved it. I knew it would be him

I think a good few of my eggs are going to die when Aramis falls out that window tonight Fancy

frigging phone thinks Aramis should be Erasmus FFS

I can't believe..... your phone doesn't recognise Aramis by now sparks

There will be much noise in my house at that bit tonight, DS will complain

TEAM ARAMIS

have you seen the GorgeousAramis twitter page today?

So much pretty that capslock was needed

I did like that episode, but Athos wasn't pressing my buttons in it. Dog on the other hand, he is sooo beautiful.

It's my hormones, isn't it?

I very rarely wench from my phone, that's why Fancy

I'm not Team Athos, so can't offer meaningful feedback on that alibabs. But Dog? Very Hot. Looking increasingly manly, broader shoulders

Hmmmm, maybe it's also becuae you are less likely to be physically harmed in the Dog queue than the Athos one?

Questions for Kingy;

Who has the biggest cock?
Who smells the nicest,male?
Who has the biggest cock?
Wench or fench, which team are you on?
Who has the biggest cock?

What's funny, rude, intelligent, feisty, batshit, caring, inspiring and a year old today?

Also, who had the biggest cock?

LOL re her twitter page. Someone on there has JUST sent me the topless pic. #greatminds. I have had to reply privately

What is your favourite meal when filming?

Are the writers really trying to get a reference to oral sex in every episode of s2?