Put a melon on your head, get yer jugs --of ale-- out, it's our Birrrthday! BBC Musketeers Swagger Inn thread 83

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It's time to party with those handsome Musketeers to celebrate ONE YEAR and 94,000 posts of wenching

GO!

Well I never ! Laundry bleach. Who knew. Thanks fancy.

I've not been using it long - only since the DCs have got older & grubbier!

Hurrah for muskedreams, and successful shopping trips, and RL/TM crossovers!

Currently in homework hell with DS2.

Hey Fancy I like the idea of wenching my way into a promotion.

And yes... £15. I was amazed which is why I felt I had to have it. It clearly had my name on it because that was exactly the amount of cash I had left in my purse!

Ecover is a brand I used to use. The bleach and the washing up liquid.

Evening wenchery!

Just back in the land of wifi. Glorious weekend away. Big win on important match, lovely cottage and food, pissed it down today when it didn't matter. Fab.

HRBSTR (have read but struggling to retain). So far key things in mind are Carolina's job interview and leather jacket bargain, Anne's decision and hilariously Fancy's dream penis .

On shirt whitening, I swear by the rather 1970s named Ace stain remover. Green litre bottle, Waitrose. Just put some in with white shirts, they come out lovely. Even teen dirt.

Couldn't download fri's episode on the piss poor wifi so planning to do loads of washing, chivvy for school, long hot bath then me time with Tom. Lovely.

, channeling Contess having RBNR and also not having watched the last episode yet

Well, we finally got here at 2:15 am this morning .

DS snuggles up in bed at 2:30am:
"Mummy, the chalet man looks like a musketeer, that one who sticks his head in a bucket..."
Yes wenches, our chalet host is TB God knows how I manage a surreptitious photo to prove it...

Just ask helen. Be brazen. Tell him ds thinks ....... He looks like someone very famous? Is that flattering?

DOOOOO ITTTTTTT Helen!

Pic or it didn't happen. The End.

No, chaise because I'll go bright red and look like a tomato. Thanks for the hayloft btw.

Anyway, off-ski to socialise in RL.

Oh - Livia we can add ski boots to the equipment in your dungeon of pain!

Night all.....

This is a very apt picture, cos really, someone should thank God for this man.

Evening!

Helen now you've told us, you have to dooo iiittt, you can't leave us hanging.

Glad you had a good weekend Comtess.

Sparks, he is indeed a very handsome man, and I can quite understand, but there's only one man for me.

Well done on the bargain Carolina.

Off to find something resembling food.

Enjoy the skiing Helen

Who Sparkle? This one?

I've just laughed out loud for a stupid amount of time, to myself at fancy's dream of a penis, and not even a good one!!!!!!!!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...brilliant. I can imagine you waking up and thinking, "FFS, I could have at least dreamt of a john stonker!" Comedy gold. Thanks fancy. That's proper cheered me up during my usual Sunday night blues routine.

Off now to ensure correct kits/books/uniform are out. Then it's time to reset the alarm.

Feel your pain Floppers. Just finding everything would be a start!!

carolina, the jacket was definitely meant to be then.

Glad you had a good trip comtess & thanks for the shirt cleaning tip - DD's shirts did not come up as well as I'd hoped, this was obviously serious grime.

Oh helen you must get a photo. I'm sure your DS will have to do some 'what I did in the holidays' type thing when he gets back to school & he'll need photos. Doooo iiittt. Glad you've arrived safely btw

Thanks to Team A for the beautiful pics, I'm looking forward to a rewatch later, is anyone else on for 9pm?

Hilarity was a fitting response to my dream flopsy, if someone came (nlt) in here brandishing such a disappointing penis, you'd all PYSL

Watching episode 2, better this time I think. Could have something to do with the fact that I'm watching it on a bigger screen so I can see the scenes with Athos properly

YY to rewatch at 9

Excellent sparks, I'm not sure my solo commentary would be a match for flopsy's.

Speaking of which, time to follow her example and prepare for tomorrow.

See you later

Oooof, the scarf scene

Evening all.

Good work re jacket Carolina - best of luck for Tuesday.

Glad you've arrived safely Helen - when were you supposed to get there 'cos it seemed to take you a very long time? And, oh yeah, totes pic or it didn't happen

at all wenches as I can't really remember anything else.

Definitely up for a re-watch at nine. Laters

can't breathe can't breathe can't breathe

I am ready for rewatch at 9pm. Will prob be with DH though as he hadn't seen it yet.

Hello wenches!

I have just finished chapter 4 of my epic literary masterpiece 'The Cardinal's Discovery' so I have had a very productive evening!

I can see why LetUs!!!

See you at 9. DH is away already for early meeting tomorrow and DC all in bed.

Well done Livia