Put a melon on your head, get yer jugs --of ale-- out, it's our Birrrthday! BBC Musketeers Swagger Inn thread 83

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It's time to party with those handsome Musketeers to celebrate ONE YEAR and 94,000 posts of wenching

GO!

Did Rochefort shoot Marmion (best looking villain so far in my book) in the shoulder? Crap shot if so at such close range. I wondered if he was actually dead - quick death for a shot there & very little blood?

Well that was worth the licence fee IMHO.
Looking forward to next Friday. Unless there's some football or summat interfering with the schedules.
Laters.

I really liked this episode, except whiny kingy! Milady was fab!

I thought the brother was hotter

I didn't watch the D & C snog awkwardly. I was there with the rest of them grinning away going YEESSSSSSSSSS

Right, haven't RTFT but did anyone else well right up when Porthos yelled "I'M GOING TO KILL YOUUUUUUUUUU"?? after A went out the window?

I did as well as at their little moment when Porthos saw Aramis and realised he's alive

Sparkles I really enjoyed it, too, despite King Cunt

It says here in next week's Radio Times, "When tragedy strikes, Dog is close by to offer Constance solace", with a pic of them snogging. Does this mean they're going to kill off Bonnacieux ? But then the programme listing witters about a killer within the palace walls, so someone else is gonna die ...

I'm watching the news ATM and it's about the minority government in Sweden, showing a bit of Stockholm. How fucking gorgeous is it?
Well done ww

As our birthday episode I'm a bit disappointed tbh. There were some good bits and they all looked FAF naturally. There'll be some nice screencaps I thinK.

Anyway.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENCHES. ILYA

Yep, loved the Athos & Milady interaction (now that I've rewatched them without the dvd sofa commentary), just wish there was more!

Not that I don't like the other musketeers' storylines but there's rather less tension: Aramis is never, ever going to get the Queen, Dog and Constance are a given and Porthos is someone's son but we haven't got enough clues to know who as yet, so the only major 'what the heck's going to happen' story arc is the Athos/Milady one (I think, shoot me if I'm wrong).

And of course, Athos is the most shaggable of the lot

I did enjoy the deep chest cleavage on Rochefort's jacket & shirt

Classic Athos with the 'bull in pain' and 'come straight back' lines

^Plot?
Who cares.^
Well put smut. I'm hard pressed to even spot there is a plot when so much pretty is on screen

I did shout 'Porthos is upset about his boyfriend' at that bit sparks. DD & I were quite rowdy tonight . We missed quite a bit of dialogue after the 'come straight back' comment

Aramis was a bit of a shit to Salt & the whole thing was preposterous but Aramis & Dog were fucking hot, Trev was great again & Milady kicked butt. I'm happy.

I know Norah

I mean thanks. Mwah!

^Fancy your final two lines there YYYYYYYYY

Evening wenchi

Happily ensconced in lovely cottage with Barolo. Wifi shit, repeat shit. Will be trying to download episode for midnight solo wench. Hope it's good, haven't read thread to avoid spoilers. One pip on wifi logo tho so may take hours to get, ffs.

Love you all, happy birthday. Xx

Haven't had a chance to RTFT but OMC (ylt) that was a good one. Athos is sooo changing his mind about Milady. Connie and Dog back together. Porthos and Aramis bromance. Lots of buckles swashed. Queeny and Dolph saved by Aramis. Trev useful again. Everyone happy at the end apart from King misery guts and Verruca. We were right not to like her from the off. Sour faced eh?!

Oh and Roquefort also miserable and flashing his moobs. Who also did seem to have his panto heels on again when he went to kill Marmion. It's either the height of them or that he just hasn't learnt to walk in them yet.

Anyhow. That was a good one.

That's good cinnamon, that saves a fight . Not sure that Bonnacieux dying is a tragedy

It is hot isn't it ww? Especially with Aramis as he can do the whole lot - fighty violence, charm & wit & smouldering sex god

Love your summary mrsbeee

My wench mojo is really strong right now, I really hope I'll have a filthy musketeer dream tonight

I think the minor characters are being given too Much screen time this series, and the musketeers not enough. We don't want to see mushroom Emily and warty face marmion, we want to see the musketeers!

Aww it was good to see Ghostly. Let's not forget, without her and her particular brand of batshit none of us would be here.

Right, I should go to bed. I probably won't, but I should. Night all.

Yeah Fancy he was really hot when he beat up that guard, not as hot as Athos though

I'm starting to get that creepy feeling back again that Fancy is me

For mavis anyone whos interested in seeing how wire stunts are done. the beginning, and 4.11 5.33.

How exactly are dog and even worse hair-do Constance going to actually be togever though? Practically. Yes we see bonacieux in the next episode, but how does that actually help dog be with her?