Swagger Inn. Thread 82. FMWAC it's been waiting for TWO FRIGGING <wwb> WEEKS!

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Roll up, Roll up, get your leather clad, beardy goods here...... [free pube snogs included]

Yes, I had read that the Batch is getting married today. And I have absolutely definitely no plans whatsoever at all to hurtle myself down to the Isle of Wight and fling myself into the church (hoping it has a conveniently glass-fronted mezzanine), hammering against said glass whilst screaming BENNNNEDIIIIIIIICCCTTTTT

Chaise at wondering how long Mavis will be away. Love all the comparisons between Catherine and Mavis, cept the bonkersness of course.

I love Tumblr

IoW you say? nope, not going to get over the the island and back again in time for tea.

And besides, glass fronted mezzanine? That's a bit too new dangled for the Isle of Wight. They are only just exiting the 50s so 60s Americana is terribly modern

Although the idea of BC and lets making away in a green Southern Vectis does hold a certain appeal.

Ahhh...so thats where stinkle is today then...

Af'noon ma wenchi. Have deliberately not RTFT, partly because I was four thousand pages behind, and partly because I'VE NOT SEEN LAST NIGHT'S ATHOS GOD OF SEX MUSKETEER EPISODE YET AND I AM CLIMBING THE WALL (yto) IN ANTICIPATION

So how are we all?

We're all post coital from last night Elk. It was tres maqnifique.

How quickly can you get to watch it? There are certain moments in it which you will love.

Best episode yet this series. Maybe best one ever. No spoilers but omg swagger and skin.

Apologies for the corny french. Watching the rugby and Thomas Castaignede is doing a camera commentary piece. Mmmmm.

I just randomly came across this interview which always makes me smile. (Running in 'high heels', Vinnie Jones being a bit rubbish, and Milady's underwear apparently ending up on the cutting room floor.)

Oh - Elk have you had the party? You are going to LOVE episode 5....

OMC! I am quite literally having an orgasm at the thought of watching ep5. Of all the bloody episodes to be made to wait for...the anticipation is nearly killing me! First the rugby, now talk talk's inability to connect a damn Internet connection when you ask them to

FMTTI

OMC again!!

I've just realised I won't be able to watch it on Monday - sat on the cold wooden floor of an empty house as planned - either. I was going to sneak a watch after MlleElk had gone to school and babyElk had nodded off, but we'll have the painters in (nlt) at the old house.....and I just can't

Hello elk. Whens your dds party?

dp bought me a valentines card this avo. In it he wrote: "lots of love from your reason for being".

When I queried this said wtaf , he DIDNT EVEN SEEM TO THINK it might be seen as a slightly weird thing to write in a valentines card. Which, presumably, means he didn't write it as some odd kind of joke.

Help wenches. Help.

Saw the trailer for TM again that starts here tomorrow. What a difference to see them on my TV-screen instead of the computer! Can't wait Will also be interesting to see what they edited out because of the commercials

Elk do you have IPlayer on iPad or phone? Go to old house, or if no wifi a friends house. Download episode and watch?

FFS Madame. That is all.

Just back from riding a suzuki gladius around a yard in an industrial park. Twas bloody heavy in comparison to the varadero I'm used to.

Knackered and ny legs hurt.

elk are you ok?

And I'm glad to see all the wenches are basking in the post capital afterglow of yesterday's episode.

madame can you write a card from his reason for being?

Unless that's a joke from Mr Madame, it's a bit odd.

Well OBVIOUSLY Madame - he's pretending it's from the Musketeers Or trying in a very misguided way to be romantic?

DH gave me one that said
"They spent the evening talking, laughing, hugging and kissing. Obviously, their internet connection was down" Which is SO us

Glad it went well mouse. Did you drop it at all? Be careful now ...

Id already written his so cant do that unfortunately. Ah well. what can you do. At least he bought me a card...

Only 3 or 4 drops. I had a bit of trouble finding the kick stand when I was stopping and it over balanced.

I got a bar of dairy milk Oreo off Mr M.

I also got ignored by the suited, shopping centre romeos when I popped in for a coffee. They were handing out free roses and chocolates to women.
It must have been my don't fuck with me look, boots and bike gear. or possibly Mr Mouse walking next to me like a man repellent

Im sure it was that they didnt want to get punched by your dh mouse!

Most likely madame but I wanted free chocolate

Valentines day has passed us by.

Elk - it's epic as DSs would say.