Swagger Inn. Thread 82. FMWAC it's been waiting for TWO FRIGGING <wwb> WEEKS!

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Roll up, Roll up, get your leather clad, beardy goods here...... [free pube snogs included]

Hello WW! How you doing my lovely?

Nice fancy, vairy nice.

Isn't he just?

And surely it's more evidence of getting ideas from here, even if they can't shoehorn them into the show, they put them in the extras?

I'm fine Livia, how are you?

That would be good to see flopsy

Well I packed for me and DS. Then DH stomps in and grouches that HE wanted to use that bag which happens to be mine anyway

Bet you can imagine what a cheery happy little soul I am at the moment doing the REpacking.

(All very stressed chez moi - DH madly busy with work - he's been doing silly hours and hasn't packed either; me sick to back teeth of last minute packing - made worse because it's my fault for leaving ours to the last minute; and DS not listening to a word I say and driving me slightly insane AND saying he doesn't want to take any toys - which would be disastrous and he'd then do nothing but play on tablet when not skiiing.)

AIBU to send them ski-ing and take myself to a spa for the week?

Oh I am as batshit as ever Wicked Do we have any Cardinal loving newbies?

Spa sounds good helen.
You'll love it when you're there, it's always stressful beforehand.

Not unreasonable at all helen.

Try not to fantasize too much about shoving them down a black run together

I WANT TO GO SKIING.

Fancy now I'M sweating. But thanks

PS Floppers I want to be Gok'd too I want someone to sort out my wardrobe for me and tell me what to wear I would hate it and tell him to piss off and stop choosing stupid impractical clothes that I can't wear to clean the chicken shed out
Liv - yes, new pitchfork then please - c/o LetUs for the week - it can hang off the hooks in the rafters of the hayloft. Ta for cleaning up in the snug earlier too.

We will keep the place in a decent state while you are gone Helen - except for the dungeon and you aren't silly enough to go down there

You don't want gok. He hates women.

Fucking maaaaaarrrrrrrvellous commentary there floppersz.
Did you know it's mint choc chip day today?

Imagine the fun to be had....

So jealous you are going skiing Helen. Have a fab time.

I saw Gok once when I was in a restaurant in London. He walked past.

Why don't I ever see anyone good?

I'm already covered in the stuff waiting for you norah!'its getting a bit sticky now though.

How the hell did that apostrophe jump?

That's fine floppersz just means I'll need to use my tongue a bit harder and possibly get my teeth involved in some scraping.

Ready?

Noraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I missed you, where have you been?

I am packing (honest) I just had to check weight conversion online to make sure that bags aren't overweight, and got a bit distracted....

Norah Be careful when opening the new thread, that's all I'm saying.....

Oooohhhh, that tickles! Have you been watching the Athos-cornfield gifs?

Yes, thanks for that liv. Unfortunately I've already seen that vile picture.

No need for baby wipes helen Porthos and I have got this.

And that was his beard btw, I don't have one. today

Norah That's why I thought I should give you a heads up