It took me about 5 yrs in this country to realise that Cream tea is not a perverse twist on milk in tea, but a delicious tea with clotted cream and strawberry jam scone...I still find the scones very crumbly and end up in a disgusting swirly mess on the plate which i have to scoop up discreetely...but I suspect I am not the only one?
I love scots at weddings!! Used to have two charming ex colleagues that wore kilts at Xmas parties. Always wondering what was underneath...I struggled to understand them most of the time, but when I catched their jokes they were really the funniest!!!
You can waste your time discussing milk and tea bags, but the quintessential British quality is pragmatism and respect. Be proud of that :-)