Swagger Inn. Thread 81. BBC Musketeers. Anything stuck in your teeth Aramis?

[Lyndie]

All welcome to discuss BBC Musketeers. If we ever get to see them again due to the sodding rugby

You're very on the balls norah

And very good at juggling no doubt

And skilled at keeping all the balls up in the air

Have you seen it yet elk?

Balls balls balls balls.

Seen it Nor It's hilarious.....and It's even filthier when you hear it read out loud, I don't know how you managed to keep a straight face

How many takes was that?

Evening wenches. Lovely new thread, thanks Lyndie.

I had typed a post but then it vanished. Super. Anyway, I've caught up sort of. Rubbish day which had the added bonus of both DC being PITA for much of the evening. Still, got the Musketeers to look forward to on Friday. Oh wait, we haven't, HAVE WE BBC? oh yes, I did that.

Hope to be round a bit more tomorrow wenches. Night all

This was my post on The Cock Up thread btw:

Oh bollocks....

I started this from my phone, in M&S cafe, with a dying battery and babyelk pooling through her leggings onto my lap. Then, when posting I got an error message, half the title is missing and when I went back to look for it I couldn't find it...so I assumed it hadn't worked.

I thought I'd sort it out when I'd got home and y'know....cleaned the poo off my trousers. But then I forgot....and then MrE made a lovely risotto.......so.........hmm

Have I caused loads of confusion?.

Soz well, not really

Just LOLed at the script read-through Fancy I can just picture it sooooo clearly....

I wonder if they got it in one take

Mwahahahahaha Fancy

That's hilarious. I love it. I'd love to see what they had to say to Tom. .

night letus

no more than the usual elk

It's a bloody good job it was noticed then wasn't it? Or they may think we were ungrateful & might not bother any more

Evening eh.... morning wenches. Have no idea how it is past midnight already. I should be in bed rather than wenching.

Have RTFTs. ALL of them . So, the one time we manage to post a thread that does not require MNHQ admin input, we simultaneously manage to post another thread that will. Wench tech skills at their best. We must be half their admin staff time. But bet MNHQ won't mind when they realise it is BabyElk's fault eh? Aww.

In other news I have Feb mid term break now booked. Which is a relief as we go in exactly 2 weeks. Going to a bighistoricalnortherncitywithlotsofvikings so we can indulge DS's How To Train Your Dragon obsession. It's his birthday a couple of days after so we've persuaded him a big family treat is better than a birthday party . Bless his impressionable 5 year old head .

Right am off to bed. Missed Wolf Hall tonight as was out boo. I'll probably end up dreaming about that rather than Tom's lovely tartan boxers. Did they have a button missing for gapeage Comtess? I do hope so.

Morning.

Oh I love a bit of confusion, me! Especially the old accidental threads due to pooh on trousers - oh, how I recall the joys of pooh on trousers!!!!!

Where are you booked for feb half term Milady?

There has got to be more queen and santi action this season surely. They've just kissed .....which episode will they go further????

Mmmmooooooorrrrrrnnnnniiiinnngggggg fuckersz!

So, I feel shit.
I'm afraid it's serious, I've been told that only copious amounts of Porthos and rudey Tav Lit will help.

Never mind elky it was nice of you to try.
aaarrrggghhiiinnng is it really nearly half term? Hmmmm.

Yes it's only a week since Christmas, isn't it?

Heads up wenches - NEXT half-term is only FIVE WEEKS long!! So we've gone from an 8-weeker before Christmas to 5. FFS.

Morning wenches.

I'm looking forward to half term as it means traffic into work will be lighter. DH is off all week with them both.

I want a brand new shiny chin episode of the Musketeers this Friday. I'm going to sit in the corner and sulk.

BTW. After extensive research, I can conclude it was on his tongue, not stuck on his teeth. #TrueStory

LOL at script read through fancy!

LOL also at mrsb's assessment of our technical hopelessness. Yep, shall we...er...just leave that thread rather than request to delete it? We've probably taken up enough of their time...elk dont be , the fact that you were trying to start a thread while a baby was pooing on your jeans deserves a wench badge for COMMITMENT TO THE CAUSE. I bet it was a great thread title. Save (and edit) for next time?

Good morning, it's snowing again here. I am properly fed up with winter now, it can piss off.

Have you been doing more "research" this morning sparks?

Good morning all. I haven't been in here much the past week or so I know. I promise to make up for it.

Fancy did you realise you are post #69?

Not got time to read through all of the last thread or the beginning of this so wishing all well who need good wishes, good luck to all who need it and lurve to all!

I didn't cinnamon, are you all obsessed with oral in here this morning?

Oi, Fancy, that was Carolina, not me !

Sounds like a nice half-term break, Bea. Would that be bighistoricalnortherncitywithlotsofvikings that is in fact bestcityinthe worldeverbarnone ?

I like that bigcitywithvinkongstuff if we're talking about the same one.
Yes, he pokes his tongue out doesn't he? See my extensive library of pubey ate.
Err, twatpad corrected that and I am too ill To correct it back. Plus it's quit amusing and sort of fits.. I by he did accidentally swallow some, and there's probs a few stuck in his beard. Which will smell later..

We haven't got snow. I wish we had so's I didn't have to get up. I'm feeling very sorry for myself today. in case anyone hadn't guessed

This is this morning's research Fancy. I've gone off on a different tangent.

Errr FTFO Norah. It's not going to smell later as he washed his face in the river

Mind you, then it got all covered again in the tent. FFS, how many different women's bodily fluids can one man get covered with in one episode?

Yes, but then dried his face on something rather dubious didn't he?
Right, my mission today is to put together a collection of sex faces.