Swagger Inn 80 - What Do We Want? MUSKETEERS IN BILLOWY SHIRTS! When do we want them? Erm... All the time actually please.

[LetUsPrey]

I like to be polite.

Come on in wenches.

Just over 24 hours to go!

Elk!
They are epic!
I need to get me some furry boots....

;)

Mouse...that is exactly the sort of thing Dh does.
Fucktrumpets.

Tom is not wearing god awful sandals as he leans against the Coconut Shack beach bar, oozing sex and smoulder...oh no.

All he's wearing on his feet is a sprinkling of sand between in toes.

My slippers

Thanks Baddz I've just realised i've not got my seam straight, it's making my leg look wonky

Ooh I want furry slippers also!

WW!

Oh elk those are fab

badders why? Why do they do that? I've discovered instead of eating the healthy lunch I had left, they've had pasta with ketchup and cheese.

Mr M is such a crap liar. He left the evidence out. (Dirty ketchup covered pan, empty bag of pasta, ketchup and block of cheese all out on the side). This is a supposedly intelligent man who should be able to lie convincingly.

Baddz It's okay - I'm just sussing out info re team(s)..

Mouse...pasta with ketchup?
Really?

Bads I usually only wear slippers ... and nothing else

I was LeapingOverTheWall for anyone who missed my namechange, have no particular opinions on PC (although he's making a damn fine doctor) and am firmly in Team Roquefort as I knew (ahem) MW many years ago .

I have no slippers, fluffy or otherwise .

WW...stop it you foul temptress!! :) I have dishes to do and children to interact with! damn it
Soup...welcome. You knew mc did you? In the biblical sense? :) no slippers? Poor soup :(

Oh, sorry, I think I'm in the wrong place. I was looking for the Swagger Inn, with wenches perving over hot beardy Musketeers, but I appear to be in a slipper shop.

I don't wear slippers btw, I'm always barefoot.

Hope Floppers survived her day, Comtess found her glasses and all other wenches had a good day.

baddz yes. . He used to live on it as a student and still makes it now, when I'm not in. If he's feeling particularly risque he'll add microwave frankfurters and a pinch of dried herbs.

He can cook perfectly well btw.

I love my slippers. I am happy to be barefoot in summer, but I live in these in winter. Bought at a Weinachtsmarkt at a monastery just outside Heidelberg about 4 years ago. Along with a bottle of cherry wine, which had clearly refermented by the time I opened it a couple of weeks after I got home, because as soon as I took the plastic wrapper off the cork, it exploded all over the ceiling

Risque frankfurters ?

Soup how could I forget

I used to eat lot of snabbmakaroner (pasta that boils in 3 min) with ketchup and bacon when I was younger, delicious

at apricot & the slipper shop comment

@ people with No Slippers, thta makes me shiver just reading it

at cinnamon's cosmopolitan Euro-slippers

I'm far too lazy to actually take a photo of mine, but they are these

Soup

So what is your general opinion of Peter Capaldi anyway?

What will happen when the other wenches arrive & see the afternoon's conversation

Pfft. Part of my allure is my practicality. Muskieboy sexytimes won't be fun if my tootsies are freezing off.

Im still at work so not wearing slippers...yet...

Shall we make the next thread title contain the words "soup is leaping"?

Tom can rip my tartan pjs off and pull my fluffy slippers off with his teeth...