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[HannaCotta]

You know what to do....

Btw is epilating not ridiculously painful?

Oh God badders that would have to go. My ils bought a scout bear for baby and a v tech singing car loader for toddler. I could swear they're trying to kill me.

It is....incredibly so.
I just shave when I start to look like a wookie

Back from work. Just had smoked salmon for lunch, now panicking as can't get rid of the smell from my fingers (it was on rice cakes).

OMG! Help me get rid of the smell, I'm Santi-ing tomorrow smelling of fish!!!

Have also just done emergency weather check. Tis fiiiiiiiine. None forecast & the airports are open. If ever there was one time in my life when I would NOT want snow - it's tomorrow.

Ok, what else should I be stressing about? OMFG it's curry for dinner tonight! I can't eat that tonight. Am changing to roast chicken.

Anything else? Anything else?

Epilating doesn't hurt at all. Unless you do armpits or have a Bikini Line Incident.

Had you got a vanilla pod?
Rub one between your hands.
He will want to eat you
:)

No pods but I can use vanilla extract as perfume? Or wash my hands in it?

Should work....

That'd probably work sparks I would dilute it quite a bit.

Or have a bath in it? Do you have any essential oils?

Flash spray with bleach?

Fucking hell. Ive just found out I have to do a tax return! In 11 days. FMTR.

Oh don't worry Madame. Haven't even go the activation code for mine yet .

Think about it after tomorrow. I'll be in it with you.

Well that was a long meeting, bloody starving by the end of it. Thank God I was restrained at dinner last night & saved a sausage for my lunch today, I love a sausage sandwich

I know chaise, it's like Aramis's luck is rubbing off on us. It doesn't seem too bad at the moment (& no-one was staring at my nose in the meeting), so fingers crossed it stays that way!

I think I'm getting my usual pre-blob desire to clear things out now, bloody hormones. I'm irrationally jealous at badders tale of throwing out old paperwork.

That recorder would be the first thing to be thrown out in a hormonal blitz mouse, there are no words. [anger]

Good call on the roast chicken sparks, just don't roast it with garlic ok?

@ my typing

Afternoon all

Frigging freezing here! Just looked at weather forecast app and it says snow this early evening, which might have something to do with it.

I'm also supposed to be starting for the second week in a row c25k tonight while dd out. AIBU to think I should cancel because the cold might put me off going out again for my next one?? ...

And in other news.....you know when your dog decides to bark all day. At nothing. Whassat all about then??? I could cheerfully muzzle the noisy little git.

Having MAJOR butterflies on behalf of ma wenchezzzz tmw!!! Quite glad I'm not going now because I would be feeling sick I tells ya! Just thinking about it now has set my stomach off.

Right...
I need you all to talk me out of doing an access to nursing course in September.
Thank you.

Hmmm, I have an odd memory of a colleague a few years ago who was coming up to retirement and needed years and years of old pay/tax documents, something to do with her pension/state pension, maybe ?

(Says she, who never throws out any paperwork, ever)

No, Baddz, dooooo iiiiiittt. I did a complete career change about 6 years ago, and haven't regretted it.

Ahem, apart from the fact that right now I'm unemployed and bored witless. But that's the nature of the sector I picked. You'll never be unemployed as a nurse.

I have kept my last p45 and p60.
That's it :)
I won't qualify for a state pension anyway...I won't have enough contributions.

...I actually found pay slips from before I met Dh...so over 20 years ago!
I don't get any bills...if I need paperwork I have to ask the bank to send me a paper statement!

Cinnamon!!
You are supposed to be convincing me NOT to do it! :)

Tax Returns.
Corporations Tax Returns.
Thud. Love it.

Epilating? Oh no. I don't do pain. I have to remind myself that my legs really do need an occasional shave!

I can't believe you are changing menu, from Curry.
Ha , you are all so sophisticated. It wouldn't occur to me not to eat curry, onions, garlic. Hello TB, why oh why wouldn't you want to snog me ....

And Hanna is running too? Along with Sparks and Elk. God you are all so fit, so motivated. Oh I am so shit at this.

Good luck for tomorrow wenches. I hope that you really do get to talk to them, take videos, have a 'Mr Apricot moment'.

Hanna doooooo it. You will need to wrap up very very warm though as you'll be starting off with run/walk.

And are you going in the dark?

And also - you will feel very very good about yourself if you go & will beat yourself up if you don't.

baddz I'm doing an access myself but psychology and behavioural science. Dooo it. You won't regret it.