Swagger Inn Thread 78 - WHAT DO WE WANT? --Idris El...-- MUSKETEER WEBCHAT. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? <duh!> ERM... NOW??? ^Hellooooo???...^

[HannaCotta]

You know what to do....

What was that noise? Sounded like a whirring, epilating sort of sound. Ah well.

What was that noise? Ah well, it's stopped now.

I'm off up to the Hayloft. I think Helen's already up there. Anyone else coming

Sounds enticing letus, but I have some prep to do for a meeting tomorrow morning, so best get on with that (such enthusiasm!). Have fun up there.

Sparkle I'm delighted you're taking Wednesday seriously and not risking anything not being entirely perfect for Santi. Does you credit.

I've overdone it at Spin and am off to collapse.

Floppers thinking of you and your pins in the cold.

Really enjoyed the lj rewatch Fancy thank you for linking that.

Thankyou Comtess.

I like to be polite.

In both speech & body hair.

This set of gifs is making me feel very very happy

Really go up to the Hayloft now.

Lovely gifs letus, not helping with my prep though

I think I'm developing an Aramis by candlelight fixation

Are the entire Aramis team going on Wednesday?....I hope you're all as equally well prepared as Sparklebits, he strikes me as the type of Musketeer who would appreciate that sort of thing unlike Athos who couldn't give a flying fuck the entire day

Morning. Apart from needing to deposit some money, I have no other commitments for today.

How are all your apple night preparations going? Has Anne washed all her lovely thick luscious locks? Glad to see sparks is totally epilated.
Anything left to do?

Morning all! Hope you are all well?
I went to the top of one leg the other day with my epilator, except I only managed to do half the other leg. Not the top/bottom half mind which would have been ok-no- I had to leave the outside edge unstrimmed, so the inside of my left leg is lovely and smooth and the outside is not. and
Trouble is, I'm not sure I can be arsed to finish it off now...

Ssssssshhhhhhh Elk. Team Aramis will be one member missing. It's a bit of a don't mention the war thing.

This IS Team A's moment. Suck it up, Drink

I quite like Sparklebits. It's better than Sparkleitch, which will no doubt be the next stage.

In OTHER news, thanks a fucking lot, immune system. My eye condition has flared back up which means I will be meeting him dosed up to the max on painkillers AND with attractive hugely bloodshot eye. FME

Why? Why oh why does this happen sparkle?

You wait for something. For what feels like your whole life.
Like the most important date of your whole life. Is it God punishing us for sins in a previous life?
Or have we just not done ENOUGH muske-perving? (No. Scrub that idea. We've all done enough to last us a lifetime already!)

And then eye goes. Or you get a huge zit, like a mountain under the skin, on the end of your nose.

God save us.
He'll find you gorge anyway!!

Morning wenches.

So what's this about Wednesday? Nothing? Good-o.

Actually, it's fine. I'd only make a massive pillock of myself by running away or standing on a chair, launching myself at him and being escorted from the building by security whilst shouting "Aramis! I love Aramis!"

Are you going to relax today Chaise?

Nooooo!!!! Have you got pinkeye sparkle?

This is what I was worrying about yesterday when ds spat accidentally right in my eye (with a bit of a cold). Conjunctivitis + glasses instead of contact lenses = not a good look.

Bloody hell, have you all epilated then? (Well we know anne will have waxed thoroughly anyway).

My pant moustache is getting so out of hand, Im thinking of training it to twirl up at the ends.

Enjoy your breakfasts all

awww letus, dont worry, we'll do that for you on your behalf. Fo sho.

Morning.

No epilation here madame - too preoccupied with actually getting there early enough to get in!

chaise that is spooky, last night I was very concerned my nose was brewing a spot right on the end FML (luck in this case). Hoping it comes to nothing or I shall have to borrow Athos's Cloak of Invisibility or something.

Oh god fancy not you as well? Come on God cardinal whoever, cut us a bit of slack here!!

Morning all!

Glad to see that preparations are well under way for tomorrow.

Yes, to the immune system collapsing at the wrong time. I felt a cold sore starting on the morning of the carol service. I was very conscious of keeping that side of my mouth away from him.

Oh wenches, I do hope that you get a moment like that. Not the cold sore bit obvs.

No enormous zit or pink eye required here....I just turn into a gormless twat apparently I knew I should have rugby tackled the nice lady with the tray of mulled wine and downed the lot first

Foxy am loving your cavalier, couldn't give a fuck attitude to your leg strimming....but why didn't you start at the bottom and work up?

Morning all. I'm glad the Wednesday prep is going well! Epilating is definitely the way forward! Just been at mortgage meeting and work this afternoon. Love to all.

Morning all.

Been on a big snowy walk with the dognto this morning, really icy out there now.

Nothing to report as I'm not going anywhere exciting this week

Off to pootle about, laters.

Morning!
Phew.
Just sat down. Bloody hell, it's cold.
Took mum to town to sort her will out. Went to asda. Spent £30 and I only went in for 4 things!
Came back and had a coffee, went to post office.
Tried to find the parcel tape which led to me sorting out an old box file...found some payslips from 18 years ago!
So....Just got rid of a bin bag full of old receipts, old payslips, p60s etc.
I do love a good sort out :)
Laundry update...
One load in, one shower curtain drying as we speak.
Really hope that the wenches going along tomorrow night have a fab time.

Morning guys.

Blimey it's all excitement central here. Not that I'm jealous or anything.

baddz I'm laundrying here too. One load to come out, another to go in.

I'm ignoring the children for a bit as my new grazia has arrived and I NEED to know what people were wearing at the golden globes. Unfortunately, toddlermouse has been given Satan's instrument (the recorder) by MIL and is making himself as difficult to ignore as possible.

Oh mouse...I feel your pain.
The pils got ds2 a harmonica for Xmas.
Ffs.