Swagger Inn; 77... Come (YWB) on in, you know you want to...

[FolknNorah]

Another day another Swagger Inn thread.

Welcome welcome, take a seat on the chaise and let's get on down to it.
Which of the bbc musketeers would you like to boff?

Does this warm you up badders?

You feeling better now Bads ?

Bongs.... (in futile effort to retain content sof thread)
Norah and Helen rewatch Ep2
Badders feels rough and needs tlc
Lyndie & Mouse have a small amount of snow, Elk has some; MrsB has lots - Norah has none and sulks
Mavis has long walk
Alibabs offer recipe advice to Drink
Drink has incontinence on new thread, and plays with Rochefort and Celery
General chat about cr@p schools/teachers (Badders, Alibabs, Apricot, Norah)
Helen completes tax return and Stupid Cat makes obscure contribution to thread
Chaise meanders in and out again
Sparks continues to drool over billowy shirts and Aramis' chest hair.
Leaping jumps to defence of Cheese-man Rochefort
Fancy appears to be the only wench who actually likes Bounty
Mouse encourages DH not to channel Athos - not at teachers anyway, and has cheerful Asda drivers
WW has crap day
Carolina tries to catch up
LetUs launches self at wenches
Comtess takes random 15 year old DS to pub
Madame triggers Absinthe recollections for MrsB and Elk
Jess pops in briefly
MrsB's grocery order arrive, staving off a bout of scurvy
Livia reminisces about beetle drives
Trev & Hannah name change to 'Fleur' and 'Hanna' and return to the thread

Summary: Wenches witter on.....

The costume lady with Dog was lucky but not as lucky as these two although they are hurting him, I could have done that job

Lovely bongs Helen

I like bountiy too.

And?

Brilliant bongs helen, thank you.

It is isn't it livia? Those billowy shirts again . I think you'll have a fight on your hands for him this season though

As long as that costume/make-up lady isn't covering Dog in wench-repellent sparks, I don't care what she's putting on him. Oh, except for coffee . Sorry Dog, hot, but not quite hot enough to get me past that. Aramis on the other hand? Still would.

Ooooh fancy :)
Such manliness!
Helen...feeling a bit odd still. But got dr a lot tomorrow so shall see what the poor woman says about my myriad health issues :)

Wenches fighting over dog!?
How times change....
:)

But I wasn't here for s1 badders, otherwise I probably would've been fighting for him. Unless I was on the Aramis rota from Monday to Sunday.

I think it's only fair that I have him as I am missing the Cardinal....

And I reckon he would like the sex dungeon.....

Mmmmm

Nice try livia, but some sharing is going to be needed. I've spent quite a bit of the last 24 hours looking at pictures of Aramis's chest, I need an outlet

So a special ops bra? Well done that wench.

Am currently pulling hair out trying to get DS to do his homework. It seems he doesn't want to learn to read after all. Arghhhhh....

You going for the double dip liv?....)
Fancy...we all felt rather meh Bout dog last series (with one or two exceptions)
We were worried about him being all feathery strokery. He seems to be growing up!

I will have that later with ds2 MrsB..he will be shattered after gymnastics.

Yeah Dog has definitely grown up and is loads more heroic!

Fancy I think you should stick with Aramis - he is more your type I'm sure!

Special ops bra, I like that description mrsbeee, helps console me for the fact that sports bras are monstrously unflattering for a large bosom.

I can understand that badders, he has more authority this series I think, which gives him more appeal. Still not convinced his technique could rival Aramis's though

Aramis is more my type livia, but as I rarely get within siffing distance, I have to occupy myself somehow

sniffing distance. I have no idea what siffing distance is, but if Aramis is involved, I'll give it a try.

Santi is FAF in merlin.

I had to wrestle with my conscience about him as he seemed a little young for me. But he's 26 next month so that's fine!

Just worked out that he is 31 years younger than Peter Capaldi! I don't know whether it's wrong of me or not now!

I think as long as we're not spamming his twitter account with date offers & pics we're acceptably batshit livia

He was FAF indeed badders, and criminally underused. Arthur was very much not my type, so without Lancelot there was a lack of eye candy. Gwaine looked good sometimes, but not others - a bit hit & miss.

Lets concentrate on the hit.

Or perhaps it's stiffing distance? As in measurable by inches......

Yes bloody Biff Chip and Kipper. After having a full on tantrum about having to spell out his words and make sentences, he was an angel when he pulled his reading book out. His first one with actual words bless him (he is P1, with a year deferral). Thankfully DD (P3) has just finished B,C&K and we are on to chunkier stuff. Maybe she improved, or the school know that two lots of it is way too much and took pity on me.

I am 9 years older than tom.
I am fine with that :)
Sad thing is, if it were reversed no one would bat an eyelid! Look at George clooney, Stephen fry et all....massive age differences.
I don't feel like I will ever be warm again :(