Swagger Inn; 77... Come (YWB) on in, you know you want to...

[FolknNorah]

Another day another Swagger Inn thread.

Welcome welcome, take a seat on the chaise and let's get on down to it.
Which of the bbc musketeers would you like to boff?

"Do you wanna build a snow cock?...."

Yay for return done Helen, boo re the money owed.

Are you ok Badders?

Yeah.
Was a nice service.
His brother did the eulogy...was so moving.

He was a lovely man.

Badders - cwtch. Yep, I'm just getting some food, then I'll be with you.
Elk are you in? MrsB?

I can't . I have to go to a meeting about a Beetle Drive . I better find out how one works first eh?

Wtaf is a beetle drive!?
Do you know what?
I think I I'm going to have to go to bed :(
So tired and cold :(

Afternoon wenches!

Bea I remember going to a beetle drive about a million years ago - I seem to remember you have to draw the legs on a beetle when you score points or something... Of course I could be batshit wrong!

Wish I could join you all on the rewatch but I did watch eps 7 and 8 of S1 last night again - poor Cardinal..... I would have looked after him when he had been poisoned.....

Still, he looked rather hot in the nightshirt!

Badders are you watching from bed? I'm still getting food, running late...

Yes what is a beetle drive? Something tells me it's not a classic car rally.

I can't....I don't have a TV!
FML

FYL indeed- poor you Badders :( Wrap yourself up warm with hot water bottles

Oh well, not much point doing a solo commentary....

at snow cock.

for Bads

I've overdosed some Ibuprofen, have some pulled pork in the oven, starting to feel a bit human again. Back to work

Awwww...was looking forward to a lunchtime read of your rewatch commentary! Ah well...

Oooh yes please bea I nice big one with big snow balls!

And then we Canute our muffs to warm our hands after.

baddersz awww! come here and we will spoon. I will stroke you better. You too ww come on....that's it....gooooooood.
In fact, let's all snuggle on the snuggle sofa by the fire and eat marshmallows and drink tea and dunk our old style dairy milks or whatever you fancy.

Allo there madame I didn't see you there you norty wenchy

Yes beetle is an old fashioned game: dice pen and paper. Throw a 6 to draw the body, 5 for the head etc etc for the wings, legs, eyes and antenna. First person to draw a whole beetle wins. A beetle drive is when you get a whole room of people doing it at once. Makes a change from a Bingo Tea I suppose

I reckon that would be more fun as a musketeer drive tbh.

MmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmm

Been mooching on Musketexts

(Bonnaire is currenlty hiding his ship plans from Porthos.)

That sounds very retro.

How would the musketeer drive work? In my mind, it's like a safari around prague where you can spot musketeers in their fake natural habitat.

(Spanish baddies can't aim for toffee; Aramis is speaking Spanish)

Mouse - that would be a bar crawl then? :)

How about we draw the body parts on a Musketeer/Cardinal/Rochefort as we roll the dice! Although it would be harder with the Cardinal because of course he does have two huge cocks!

Yes essentially a bar crawl . But let's call it an urban safari. That sounds a bit more respectable.

Awww helen - must go back to work. Wel jel youre going to hear the wwwhhh-ttttttsh! soon...