Get your strings tightened and your balls polished - gearing up for Aussie Open

[JuanPotatoTwo]

Happy New Year tennis folks (and others of course, if there are any) :)

Getting very very excited to see Pot back in action, feel like a hyperactive child rather than a middle aged woman. He didn't make it to Brisbane so wasn't counting on Sydney but he's there. Look:

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Oh God, he's a child I know he's 25 but look at that innocent little face. I'm terrible.

Anyway back to Actual Tennis. Play.

Kei ? You can have him - not my bag !

25 is alright - its legal ! Some men prefer an older experienced lady.

No more tennis till tomorrow.

Bright and early though, will be glued to BBC2. Yay !

You lot are very naughty girls this morning

Awwight Drama. Not long now! Maybe we can toast Andy's win on Sunday? Or commiserate with him for his loss. TBH I can't see anyone other than Nonak winning. But maybe I'll be forced to eat those words.

Goodness me you've all gone down and dirty......doesn't take long . So as it seems to be my role in this here is something to keep Raah and Mrs Vamos et all happy

Rafas Kia open drive
Have to say he comes over as very sweet but don't think he would be that dirty....just trying to think who would be....I'll come back to you...[hmmm]

Oh yeah really pleased Stan won today and gunning for him against Djoko but will be more expectation this year.

Awww, purple.

aww, look at his little face!!

Yes he does look cute when he smiles. He should do more often when he is talking! Did you see that clip of when when of his water bottles fell over and the umpire made the ball boy go and pick it up as he was about to serve...sweet!

For fans of other players if you look for Kia open drive 2015 on youtube there are lots of others on there including Grigor, Deliciano, Tomas and Goran (who incidentally I think would be filthy although he's not my type along with Boris obviously who I used to like back in the day....)

I'd get down & dirty with Goran any day!

Oooh, Goran.

There is a clip on youtube of Rafa & Roger doing a promo clip for a charity event they will be doing. They get the serious giggles and makes me laugh.

I also like trawling youtube for the clips at events where they take the mickey out of one another's playing style.

Roger making Rafa noises is very amusing.

Goran would definitely be filthy . He was gorgeous in the Comic Relief/Miranda sketch.

And then there's Baghdatis. He's probably really hairy....

Djok is very good at the imitation thing. He's very funny.

The thing is- even though as my biggest xleb/sporty crush for years was/is Stefan, I'm not sure about doing 'the sex' with him. He's too nice. But god- how I hated his wife!

Oh....

iI's snowing.

It's a good thing it has been raining cats and dogs all day, so it will only stick to the cars

It's been a real 'four seasons in one day' kind of weather day today. Sun, wind, hail, snow, rainbows.

Pick a weather, and stick to it, dammit.

this is my take on the Big Three.

Roger could take me for a meal.
Novak could take me dancing.
Rafa could take me.............................
( well actually that's it really. )

Check out his video for Shakira 's "Gypsy " on YouTube. Phew!!!

amiga- I love that video.... it makes come over all unnecessary.

Roger I can imagine being a bit business like. And he probably has silk monogrammed pyjamas.

Novak- I'm sure he's very flexible, he appears to have rubber ankles. But I have issues with his hair. But I'd go to the cinema with him.

plus I'm a bit scared of Mirka.!!

Then there's the coffee shop test ( can apply to any Celeb)
eg, I'd go for a coffee with Stan. But not Andy.

Coffee with Matt Baker. But not Chris Evans ( off topic)

You can use it for all sorts of peeps. Like a handy guide .

I see my own Shakira. And raise you an Armani

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see this is the problem with night time tennis. Its all while we're asleep, so we have to find other stuff to pass the days with.

We could play snog, marry, avoid (or snog marry push off a cliff...) although think you have to choose the same three people?

Anyway I would snog Rafa (obviously), marry Stan I think?, and push Rog off a cliff - sorry too smug....

I think Rafa would be a bad shag (sorry MrsV)

I reckon he thinks it's there to stir his tea with!!

Give me some of the old bad boys - Goran, Mac, Boris etc etc - I reckon you's have a lot more 'oooo/phwoar' from them!

ANd Roger would be my first to push of a cliff - don't get me wrong, I love his tennis & I love watching him, but shagging him? NO!

I would snog Stefan, marry Rafa, and push Murray off a cliff....

As much as I love Roger, I don't think I'd want to shag him.

Tsonga on the other hand....

Remember the papers when Boris first appeared? The tabloids were all full of 'bonking Boris' .

Tsonga has a typically French squeaky voice, which puts me off .

No-one has said Potato- I'd do Potato. hides from Juan and Magi If he wasn't about 2 foot taller than me. But I like a challenge

If I was 20 years younger, I'd snog Dimitrov. But I'm scared of Shreiky.

Can I push Shrieky off a cliff?

Then I can snog Grigor.
despite being old enough to be his mother