Swagger Inn recruits for Series 2 of The Musketeers (Thread 74)

[GoodQueenWenchAnneLass]

All welcome. Come and get comfortable on the chaise as we get ready for 9pm Friday 2 Jan.

To whet your appetite time

Right all. Off to bed. It's Monday.

Hurray MrsMinton good to see you

I been taking lessons from Malc

Fucksake Hannah, couldn't you have chosen a more easily shortened name....what do we call you now.....OMG? Ohmer?, Burkey? Anyhoo....I think we need a reminder of the team Athos ethos......can you remember what it is?

Hi Comtess and Elk
Night Anne

Loving the new dubiously stained chaise.

Sorry Elkyplop but Hannah is a right pita to incorporate into something new.

I quite like Ohmer. You decide

Obviously I will temporarily drop the Burke bit when we get our webchat Wouldn't want to come across TB all day everyday yes I bloody would as a bit batshit stalkery, y'know?

Ohmer sounds a bit like Elmer (Fudd)

Let's not fight in front of the potential new and returning wenches eh?

Hey Ho wenches new and old!

Ooh, mrsbea, got a shot there for your old pal Flops?

Don't stop everyone, as we all know, Aramis admires violence in a woman.

Look how happy he is watching it all kick off

Look how happy he is watching me get my kit off?

How kind.

I am v flattered with your new username OHMer. Though in fact I should tell DS2 as I nicked it from him

I am bloody changing my username in a musket shot if we get that web chat

Kicking off sparks

I think your brain's overheating or something

(I think all of me's overheating)

You're right, something's overheating. I don't think it's my brain though.

Eh? Is that the next thread?

This, I meant 'this'.

I don't think this will work. They only come unsolicited.

Yes. We're back in telly Addicts. Though the old thread's being finished off until Friday too.

What won't work?

What is a 'treatment'???? Who did they want in the roles then? Seems impossible to imagine anyone else now

The recruiting. I thiught it was running alonside the 'normal' threads?

No number?
Disclaimer: not picking, just curious. Ok, huh? Xx

Yo wenches!!

I am preparing for life on Team Luca this year but can we just take a moment to appreciate the dear departed and hot as fuck Cardinal?

And he will still be with us in spirit so I have decided to introduce Luca to the delights of the sex dungeon.....

The Musketeer Code = you've seen that, right?

Awww, MiladyBea

you remmebered!

Hah! Fancy - that is one of the reasons I like it!! aims sawn off shotgun at Fancy

Though perhaps in keeping with the thread, it should be.... Ohmer Thud?

Sparkle - I will send royalties your way. I was going to ask for copyright permissions first, but then in a moment of selfish panic, I remembered what the Musketeers would say.....All for one, and one for all, and I just knew you wouldn't mind [blowy kiss face] Would you?

Right, really am going now. But before I do - MrsMinton Bit of light relief come Friday will do you world of good lubber

MUSKETEERS ON BBC BREAKFAST NOW!!!