Swagger Inn recruits for Series 2 of The Musketeers (Thread 74)

[GoodQueenWenchAnneLass]

All welcome. Come and get comfortable on the chaise as we get ready for 9pm Friday 2 Jan.

To whet your appetite time

OMG Leaping! How fantastic

Ooh I say Leaping You are first in the suitcase for the wench trip to Prague, pave the way girl, pave the way

Leaping WINS

As long as it wasn't Santi then bring em on

Poor Jess I just phoned a friend whichmostly consisted of us coughing at each other down the phone.

COMTESS! (just getting you attention) apparently when Good Omens come out on audacity it will have an extra 50 minutes... just saying.

I have been vaguely productive... hair washed (chanelling Cousin It, rather than Athos in my case), dead heading xmas flowers from ILs, and started on thank you letters... started re-watch and discovered I couldn#t be botehred. Oh dear.

I like your thinking Elk. You're a our IN Leaping

Tell us you have pics.

Did he do anything blackmailable leaping? Anything that would be worth access all areas passes?

WTF did I just type?

YKWIM

hahahahaha that we are all over this like a rash trying to turn it to our advantage

Sparks has lost control of her fingers in the excitement

Oh Leaping interesting. How big is his cock?

Leaping - you have seen MW naked? As in both of you naked together?????? This is BIG. Was he? Ahhhhhh. I can't cope.

Don't beat about the bush now ww

Spare no detail leaping. House cleaning is just going to have to wait.

You do realise what you've just done there Leaping?

Does this put the Tav to one degree of separation wenches???

Fuckinell

wicked I totally saw your comment about your dream - ILY!!! it's meant to be a loving gesture, wenches share everything

Aww helen get well soon! We all need the surgery opened up at the inn again!

Ugh madame I am about to lose my temper here, I finally get a response 5 hours later and HE IS MORE CONCERNED ABOUT SOME FUCKING FOOTBALLER LEAVING HIS TEAM IN THE TRANSFER WINDOW. now if said footballer was hot I could kinda pass on this, BUT HE IS NOT. Oohhhhhhh he has picked the wrong wench to mess with

depressingly no photos or anything blackmailable (I doubt he'd even remember me tbh) - his friends were friends with my friends, we flirted for a couple of months at clubs/parties, he was up for it, I made him work for it , we eventually got down to it at a party, I met DH very soon afterwards, turned all respectable and never saw him again.

Tell you what, I'll tweet him and ask if he remembers that girl he shagged at Steve C's party in about 1989, cos she's on her way to Prague with a coachload or two of overly-hormonal women desperate to "help". D'you reckon that would work?

Well if you doubt he'd remember, leaping, you could make any old thing up & use that as an 'in'

I'm sure someone on here could come up with something suitably filthy

How much do you value your dignity?

Leaping, great memoirs......however,

WENCHES!.....I'm shocked , shocked I tell ya

A wench does NOT kiss and tell

This way Leaping if you need to offload any more

Size, woman, size!!!!

Having been abandoned with a house full of children, mlleelk is playing with her friend and baby elk is amusing herself with a used crisp packet, so i'm watching again...oh yes

and i've just noticed how Athos trousers pull tight over the contour of his bum in the camping scene.

Nice bum, decent handful

I'd be careful in the booth elk, Team Cardinal might be tempted to visit for old times sake...

Only 999. Why not a 1000th?