Swagger Inn recruits for Series 2 of The Musketeers (Thread 74)

[GoodQueenWenchAnneLass]

All welcome. Come and get comfortable on the chaise as we get ready for 9pm Friday 2 Jan.

To whet your appetite time

Floppers

I am back from nice lunch out with family. And going to have an early night again (though not quite yet)

Foxy - for starters (not necessarily unique to the Tavern)...
yes, like that
not like that
yes that one
not that one
tiny bosomy snuggles (for those of use who are less well endowed)
Fuck My ...whatever comes next - usually L=life
TB - usually Twat Badger - annoying person, as opposed to TB Tom Burke

Drink - good luck with lice

Love the list helen, it looks so funny written down! as if everyone should get it. I've a feeling started with mave walking the dog ! Aaahhhhh, memories.

Those trousers are really ugly!

The purple ones ww? I'm not sure the word ugly can ever be used in the context of Aramis, but I'll grant you he'd look even better with no trousers

I've just realised I'm mid-cycle and s2 starts tomorrow, a combustible mix

I'm having sloppy seconds for tea. I mean leftovers.

I think I may have the same dynamite mix as you Fancy. In fact, are you sure you're not me?

That costume must be sooooo uncomfortable, £3.5k or not. How do they run in all those layers?

Don't think so?
Although:
Aramis obsessive - tick
Dog at no. 2 - tick
Cleavage that milady would kill for - tick
Both OTH - tick

I'm starting to doubt myself now

Cos they is well fit innit, Sparkletits?!

Anything that slows them down once The Chase Begins, is all good with me. Am thinking Prague, 2015, set breach..........

Rouge capital up there, soz to all the grammar nazis.

Rogue, even

What if the chase is on horseback? We'd need some mounted wenches too.

Mounted wenches?

SNORTS

Am liking the cut of your jib, Fancy.

It's like talking to myself

I really can't help it at the moment sparks, seriously! The smut just keeps on coming

Ooh 'mounted wenches'...........

BAGSY ATHOS!!!!!!!!

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You'll need more than a gavel when the rest of Team Athos arrive.

Though first come first served & all that....

I'm not doing any bagsying. I'll be at the family summer home dinner table.

Imagine galloping after these two.....

Evening wenchi

Fabulous evening last night, mucho prosecco and the food was lovely .

We've done our usual NYD run (whole family) (through mud and all sorts FFS bloody fitness freaks). I've eaten nothing yet today and am in not hungry in the least. I've made some Lentil soup for tomorrow. I too am craving PLAIN MEALS. Like the Slag Bol .

Soooooo. Santi's puffy purple pants. Hmmmm. Wicked yes they are a bit ugly but there's something about the way they're gathered AROUND THE THIGH which makes me think of tightening my hands around a Musketeer thigh and that is essentially A GOOD THING. Also, I don't think I've ever discussed shades of purple trousers (lavender Tom Trousers anyone?) anywhere so much before.

Can I just point out that Tom is one fucking sexy as hell fucker? Thanks.
Finally read the Muskie radio times interview today. Howie says silly things again about chivalry. But Santi says 'strong women' are his heroes. That's more like it.

Fancy ref suggestive overhang of trousers. I agree entirely

EVENING WENCHESSSSS!!!! Guess who is baaaaack?!

Hope you all had a good New Year and a nice Christmas - so sorry for not being around it's been manic!

I can't WAIT for tomorrow night!!! Although may have stupidly double booked myself, so hopefully I can still see our boys tomorrow night!

ps. Hi to any newbies, I have glanced but not properly RTFT, but the Dog queue starts right behind me and Lyndie

LOL. Thought you might manage to pick that up on your scan Jess

Who wants to fight me?

Jess! lovely to see you! Check the tickets in that queue though... I think a certain Roman Lady was an early entry there .

Jess you'll find that Dog may have a queue now.