Swagger Inn recruits for Series 2 of The Musketeers (Thread 74)

[GoodQueenWenchAnneLass]

All welcome. Come and get comfortable on the chaise as we get ready for 9pm Friday 2 Jan.

To whet your appetite time

Morning all, happy new year! I don't get headaches unless I'm ill so I'm lucky that way.
I have lots of washing to do today, the excitement never starts ends does it? I'm that sad I fill it the night before and set the delay start on it
I'm glad you feel a bit better this morning helen.
I'm going to need to make a list of who is on what musketeer team I think.

That sounds nice peaches I spent it watching films with the kids and DH.
My favourite was megamind.
What has happened?
Actually, that's all a lie. I went out partying and had lots of dubious fun.

bea who or what is paella Nutella? Sounds delicious...

Morning all - Happy New Year!

I had a great time at the party, home just after 2, a couple of paracetamol and a pint of water and I'm sorted this morning. Hope all wenches had a good time.

Today I'm taking the decorations down and considering dry January.

Morning all. Can't believe it's back tomorrow!

Had a lovely NYE staying in.

Foxy - Paella Nutella is Paolo Nutini. Delicious is about right

Lol, who came up with that?
He was good on jools wotsit last night. Are you a big fan?

Currently lying on sofa hungover. Would rather not move, but we are going to my MIL's this afternoon. Groan. I need a pretty young musketeer to bring me cups of tea, and I feel like a foot rub would help ...

Morning & a Happy New Year to all, glad everyone had a good night & is feeling sprightly this morning.

Foxy, I'll join you in the sad laundress corner, today is the first of the month so that means a hot maintenance wash

peaches, I had to google that guy you mentioned, you're definitely right - absolutely no contest!

Moorrrrrnnning

LetUS that gif is amazeballs. They are both So Damn Pretty. That look was just for Team Aramis.

Morning and A Happy New Year to Everyone.

Can't recall Foxy, but it was definitely one of the cleverer wenches who's good with wordplay and stuff like that. And yes, I'm a big fan. Saw him in concert in November and he was astounding

Jugs of water all round for wenches in need

Purple trousers!

This. Just this

I'm not sure how I'm going to get through tomorrow's episode without at some point letting out a full on scream

eh? you don't expect me to keep up with this too?! FML. FMTs!

I'm just floundering around posting FAF pics wherever I happen to end up

Mmm Aljaz off Strictly. Should have checked him out dancing to Wuthering Heights from earlier this SCD series Peach, all billowy shirt and tight trews.

Of course if it s him OR a Musketeer then it'll have to be Athos. No contest. But happy to have him as an addition so he doesn't get left out

Mavis how can you go to a party and not be hungover? Not fair.

I'm cooking dinner. Leg of lamb etc. Have decided am done with cooking big festive meals. Slag Bol tomorrow.

Epic typo / autocorrect.

Though to be fair if it's for tomorrow evening and they are all wearing those very nicely cut purple trousers than it may as well be slag, I'll be happy to be.

There's a very suggestive overhang at the front of those purple trousers

And that leather arrangement on top looks a bit bondage

LIVIA You said you'd leave Aramis alone

I have such a hankering for spag bol mrsbeee. All that turkey has left me with a craving for beef

Happy New Year all!

Slag Bol .....and so is born another wenchimismism....

Foxy I keep thinking you sound like a James Bond character.... Foxy Vajazzle or something like that

There are lots of abbreviations and wenchified words so do ask if you're not sure. We've made up loads of bollocks over the past year; we could prob do with our own dictionary!

Like for instance HBS (huge bosom snuggle), which is what I need right now to help soothe my bastard throat which has two very large lumps in it and most defo, fo sho (not in a good way).

Anyway, just popping in to say ......

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN....da na nah naaaa, da na nah nah naaaaaaaaah

I don't think you can trust livia, fancy with regards to Aramis. She's a knicker-dropper!

Thud, I just sang your nah nahs to check you'd typed enough

Hola wenches, we're having sausage and mash for tea. I am sick of turkey. We're even having baked beans with it. Just got mince out of the freezer for tomorrow's slag Bol though mrsbeeee

[fleur de lys]

Bastards.

Thanks for the warning drink, although I doubt she's the only knicker-dropper round here!