X FACTOR- it's the FINAL!! It's been a looooooong journey- but we've made it our own.

[fRaahhnkincense]

So, after 4 months, it's finally here!

Will the winner be Pugsy, Hey-Ho or Big Hair?
Odds on favourite (surprise!) is Fleur.

This is what they will be singing-

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 10 / Final songs
Andrea Faustini

Feeling Good (originally by Nina Simone)

Song of the series: Earth Song (originally by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – I Didn’t Know My Own Strength (originally by Whitney Houston)

Ben Haenow

Demons (originally by Imagine Dragons)

Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Can’t Hold Us (originally by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis)

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)


Pugs has been dumped, clearly, as after weeks of 'It would be nice to see you do something different' yada yada- the single he will record if he wins- is a Whitney song!!

The other single is not the most exciting choice of winning single. And I'm not sure it suits Fleur.

I have to go to the school Christmas fair this afternoon. The joy. And I'm driving so can't even get pissed have a mulled wine or 6.

And Mark Ronson must be thrilled to bits by all this free publicity. MIght backfire on Cowell- Ronson's version of Uptown funk could still be Christmas number one.

[fRaahhnkincense]

Oh, the duets are on? Good stuff.

I really need to pay attention.

How many bloody adverts are needed to bankroll this programme?

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Excellent. The duets are what the final is all about. And it's truly wondrous to see how much they have to scrape the barrel to find someone willing to duet with a contestant.

The wandies obviously have to do it or simon will kill them.

[RudolphUcker]

Every year, Boffles .
it's the gift that keeps on giving.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Have we discussed chezza's outfit yet?

I don't understand it at all. It's like a badly thought through Star Trek uniform.

[RudolphUcker]

Oh, maybe I have it wrong. I wasn't really listening.
I remember the glory days. Someone would duet with Westshoite. Didn't matter who.

[ohdearitshappeningtome]

Her dress would have been ok if she hasn't got the tail on it

[fRaahhnkincense]

Nice ad for Sainsbury's there.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

You'd never have noticed if they'd added anyone else to the y9 detention choir.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Lucky Ben. A trip to sainsbos.

Our sainsbos today had a very festive bit of carol singing. The kids were looking incredibly embarrassed as I sang along while we did the shop.

[RudolphUcker]

And we have a Nan

ONLEDEYUNG man is being bussed in to each crowd, to add atmosphere.

[SirNoel]

Oh no, Heynows mum works in Sainsbo's. That's far too posh, it really needed to be asda or Iceland for the heartstrings votes. How mortifying.

[fRaahhnkincense]

None of these people know who he is, really, do they?

[Coco0123]

Chezza's outfit is shit tonight. And what was all that about with her standing back

[CalamitouslyWrong]

It would be great is his mum worked in farmfoods.

[Fixerupperz]

David blain.

[ohdearitshappeningtome]

What the actual fuck !!!! A perp sect box

[SirNoel]

'Cube. Start the game'

[Honeydragon]

Is he Obama has he been elected?

[RudolphUcker]

Yay for the perspex box. It's like an old friend.
And I am liking all the gathering teens. Like TOTP.

[fRaahhnkincense]

Every year, the choir at the dcs school since outside M and S. This year all kids choirs have been banned- as last year all the parents were blocking the sales windows. Fuckers. I used to work there too. Miserable lot.

Has he come as David Blaine?

[CalamitouslyWrong]

He's in one of those tanks that they chain people up in and fill with water and hope they don't escape.

This is dull, dull, dull.

[SirNoel]

@ David Blaine

[RudolphUcker]

They'd want to have cleaned the box really.
Smeary

[Fixerupperz]

Well I wasn't expecting that!!