X FACTOR- it's the FINAL!! It's been a looooooong journey- but we've made it our own.

[fRaahhnkincense]

So, after 4 months, it's finally here!

Will the winner be Pugsy, Hey-Ho or Big Hair?
Odds on favourite (surprise!) is Fleur.

This is what they will be singing-

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 10 / Final songs
Andrea Faustini

Feeling Good (originally by Nina Simone)

Song of the series: Earth Song (originally by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – I Didn’t Know My Own Strength (originally by Whitney Houston)

Ben Haenow

Demons (originally by Imagine Dragons)

Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Can’t Hold Us (originally by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis)

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Pugs has been dumped, clearly, as after weeks of 'It would be nice to see you do something different' yada yada- the single he will record if he wins- is a Whitney song!!

The other single is not the most exciting choice of winning single. And I'm not sure it suits Fleur.

I have to go to the school Christmas fair this afternoon. The joy. And I'm driving so can't even get pissed have a mulled wine or 6.

And Mark Ronson must be thrilled to bits by all this free publicity. MIght backfire on Cowell- Ronson's version of Uptown funk could still be Christmas number one.

Oh, the duets are on? Good stuff.

I really need to pay attention.

How many bloody adverts are needed to bankroll this programme?

Excellent. The duets are what the final is all about. And it's truly wondrous to see how much they have to scrape the barrel to find someone willing to duet with a contestant.

The wandies obviously have to do it or simon will kill them.

Every year, Boffles .
it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Have we discussed chezza's outfit yet?

I don't understand it at all. It's like a badly thought through Star Trek uniform.

Oh, maybe I have it wrong. I wasn't really listening.
I remember the glory days. Someone would duet with Westshoite. Didn't matter who.

Her dress would have been ok if she hasn't got the tail on it

Nice ad for Sainsbury's there.

You'd never have noticed if they'd added anyone else to the y9 detention choir.

Lucky Ben. A trip to sainsbos.

Our sainsbos today had a very festive bit of carol singing. The kids were looking incredibly embarrassed as I sang along while we did the shop.

And we have a Nan

ONLEDEYUNG man is being bussed in to each crowd, to add atmosphere.

Oh no, Heynows mum works in Sainsbo's. That's far too posh, it really needed to be asda or Iceland for the heartstrings votes. How mortifying.

None of these people know who he is, really, do they?

Chezza's outfit is shit tonight. And what was all that about with her standing back

It would be great is his mum worked in farmfoods.

David blain.

What the actual fuck !!!! A perp sect box

'Cube. Start the game'

Is he Obama has he been elected?

Yay for the perspex box. It's like an old friend.
And I am liking all the gathering teens. Like TOTP.

Every year, the choir at the dcs school since outside M and S. This year all kids choirs have been banned- as last year all the parents were blocking the sales windows. Fuckers. I used to work there too. Miserable lot.

Has he come as David Blaine?

He's in one of those tanks that they chain people up in and fill with water and hope they don't escape.

This is dull, dull, dull.

@ David Blaine

They'd want to have cleaned the box really.
Smeary

Well I wasn't expecting that!!