X FACTOR- it's the FINAL!! It's been a looooooong journey- but we've made it our own.

[fRaahhnkincense]

So, after 4 months, it's finally here!

Will the winner be Pugsy, Hey-Ho or Big Hair?
Odds on favourite (surprise!) is Fleur.

This is what they will be singing-

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 10 / Final songs
Andrea Faustini

Feeling Good (originally by Nina Simone)

Song of the series: Earth Song (originally by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – I Didn’t Know My Own Strength (originally by Whitney Houston)

Ben Haenow

Demons (originally by Imagine Dragons)

Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Can’t Hold Us (originally by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis)

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Pugs has been dumped, clearly, as after weeks of 'It would be nice to see you do something different' yada yada- the single he will record if he wins- is a Whitney song!!

The other single is not the most exciting choice of winning single. And I'm not sure it suits Fleur.

I have to go to the school Christmas fair this afternoon. The joy. And I'm driving so can't even get pissed have a mulled wine or 6.

And Mark Ronson must be thrilled to bits by all this free publicity. MIght backfire on Cowell- Ronson's version of Uptown funk could still be Christmas number one.

Bazza is a shit, inne?
Howard though. He may be thick as mince but I still would.

still fancy Barlow though
DP says he wishes OTY guy was there tonight

Are they going to do their woeful Dad Dancing?
I like that.

I have prosecco, in a rinkydink little coupe champagne glass. I feel like Audrey Hepburn.

look like Audreh Roberts

Ok then N- dubs !

Looking at fleur I get the impression she thinks she has it in the bag

Hurrah, the final is here and it will be over soon . I will add some celebratory Art from my DP and sprinkle glittery shit everywhere.

mmmmm Howard.

Jason really isn't missed, is he?

Arf @ feeling like Audrey Hepburn but looking like Audrey Roberts.

BOF- nice pic.

How come Chezza didn't have a dress malfunction for the finalist but didn't stand for sir bubble

Jason who?

Bazza: These guys are fantastic
Dermie: Yeah? . Thank you.
ROAR

That's fab BOF

I think bazza thinks he's performing in panto. That can be the only explanation for his choice of tone for 'and these guys are fantastic'.

Oh, Howard, you are too nice.

Jaysus, Howard. Is he on day release?

Art and glittery shit, it's all highbrow tonight.

Are we not getting dubious duets with increasingly z-list pop stars tonight then?

Oh I would do Howard without a doubt!

YY, the Duets are ON. Sam Smith and the Wandies and someone else

Mel will be much missed tonight

Cal- it doesn't look like.

it's all going to the dogs, is X Factor.

Even the adverts are boring.

I dont want Fleur to win, just because she thinks she already has!
Ive had an indian meal, now gonna have cuppa and cake also had some baileys
I dont care who wins or why the fuck im actually watching

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Sam Bailey.

Sam Bailey Who?

That's showbiz.

So does anyone like Fleur? Who are all the people who have been voting for her?