X FACTOR- it's the FINAL!! It's been a looooooong journey- but we've made it our own.

[fRaahhnkincense]

So, after 4 months, it's finally here!

Will the winner be Pugsy, Hey-Ho or Big Hair?
Odds on favourite (surprise!) is Fleur.

This is what they will be singing-

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 10 / Final songs
Andrea Faustini

Feeling Good (originally by Nina Simone)

Song of the series: Earth Song (originally by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – I Didn’t Know My Own Strength (originally by Whitney Houston)

Ben Haenow

Demons (originally by Imagine Dragons)

Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Can’t Hold Us (originally by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis)

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winner's Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)


Pugs has been dumped, clearly, as after weeks of 'It would be nice to see you do something different' yada yada- the single he will record if he wins- is a Whitney song!!

The other single is not the most exciting choice of winning single. And I'm not sure it suits Fleur.

I have to go to the school Christmas fair this afternoon. The joy. And I'm driving so can't even get pissed have a mulled wine or 6.

And Mark Ronson must be thrilled to bits by all this free publicity. MIght backfire on Cowell- Ronson's version of Uptown funk could still be Christmas number one.

[threepiecesuite]

Now and again, when watching X Factor, I get a sudden flashback to Shayne Ward's pine-clad grotty kitchen. It comes when I'm least expecting it.

[snice]

he is a rebel and dead moody innit

[ohdearitshappeningtome]

Is this his winners song?

[CalamitouslyWrong]

It's a shame they didn't chain him up and fill it with water. Would have been far more entertaining.

[RudolphUcker]

What are all the crouchy dancers being? cats?

[fRaahhnkincense]

Does he think he's going to fall? Wuss.

[RudolphUcker]

Angsty in eyeliner but yawnsome
Poor Heynow

[snice]

the safety wrist strap really spoils the edginess doesn't it?

[CalamitouslyWrong]

He seems to have ended up in a cheaply produced double helix of lights.

Arf @ Shane wards kitchen.

[Frozenchipsareawful]

Chezza was out of order not walking forwards with Dullisa. She is such a diva

[RudolphUcker]

Louis has nothing to lose. He can Follow the Wang
Wheel on the Wang-O-meter!

[CalamitouslyWrong]

You haven't watched anything Tulisa.

[fRaahhnkincense]

Bloody hell, I'd forgotten how much i loathe Dullisa.

Shut UP. woman.

[SirNoel]

Spit it out Dullisa, string just one sentence together.

[Coco0123]

Tullissa has had so much work she doesn't even resemble herself any more!!

[AWholeLottaNosy]

Fuck! Tulisa looks like a completely different person...

[Fixerupperz]

Have chezza and tulusa got beef?

[RudolphUcker]

Feck off with your praying hands
Giving me Matt the Hat flashbacks. Worse than 'Nam.

[Honeydragon]

Now and again, when watching X Factor, I get a sudden flashback to Shayne Ward's pine-clad grotty kitchen. It comes when I'm least expecting it.

Wow, I must have repressed that, because you mentioned it and it's now seared across my eyeballs.

[CyclopsBee]

I missed the start. What did chezza do? Standing back from what?

[AWholeLottaNosy]

He's still hot tho...

[CalamitouslyWrong]

This show was not created for that Simon, you liar. It was created to make you shit tonnes of money.

And you don't even want him to win. That's why you put him in the dirty Perspex box.

[fRaahhnkincense]

I grew up where Shane Ward lived.

He's lucky to have a kitchen

[TSSDNCOP]

Is that sign made from poos?

[Fixerupperz]

Dermot would get it.
That looks like poo on the poster.