X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

The air quality in the X Factor house will be significantly improved without eight clouds of Lynx.

Is lozza enormous or is Dermot tiny?

HAH, Calam. You and me on the Twat Bench then.

ONLEDEYUNGG

I would like them to do Never Forget. They do choir quite well.

I think Lauren must be big - she looks like a giant next to Chezza! She looks small when she's on her own tho?

It's like an actual Barbie dress, isn't it? She just needs some chewed toes to complete the look.

oh ffs Mel

Mel??? Why?!

I like Mel's earrings
NOOOOOOOOoooo, MelB. She's been nobbled.

chewed toes

I agree with Chezza. Mel is as fickle as hell

VentriloquistDummy Kick looks so sad

She is wearing 9 inch heels.

Lauren has grown a good six inches since the show started, I'd say.

Simon will save Mastrb8 I reckon, the wanker

Surely they don't want to keep mastrb8?

Well done MIngehead

Oooh.

Hah, knew it.
And Year 9 have more menaces people to vote

deadlock,

Presumably the producers don't want to waste the nicknaing effort for y9.

oooh Simon. Still a wanker though

Hurrah!

Yes!

Kicked out!

Oh- that's not what i thought would happen!