X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

I have came to the conclusion that hardly anyone here likes anyone on X factor, ever

I hope it didn't take you too long to work that out

Rest assured, as much as we hate them all, we hate ourselves more for watching year in, year out

Is Chezza struggling to speak?

Haha, Amen Noel

Good Lord, she has legs EXACTLY like Barbies
She is clearly much better than Year 9. i think she's had it though.

I hate this.

I hate myself too.

Come on kiddo, mummy and daddy might stay together if you nail this.

How long are her legs?

I think the Mastrb8's are goners.

Is chezza pissed?

Lozza has clearly been practising this one for weeks.

6th.. Oh well, shows you dont need to win it then. I remember the one that i want lament now.

Well, I am a bit slow on the uptake at times!

Lozza has a nice voice when they aren't making her sing fast songs at half speed in a sadly fashion.

Why hasn't Lauren sung like this for the last 5 weeks?

BOF

Oh, I don't know. Send them all home

Melismatic!

I think mummy's just checking she's still got her solicitor's number on her phone.

That dress is not quite right is it? I think the waist is too high or something as it sits funny

Angsty point-fest coming

So if Chezza Fezza Vezza and Melb sae Lauren, Mingehead and Louis obviously won't. Deadlock will save Year 9? I reckon so. If only because they and their scary mothers have 8 times the family to vote.

Why is he whispering?

Can't hear these!!

Mums lawyers want year 9 to win..

No- Lozza has been not iven much to work with during the lives.

Has he started yet?

The dress does sit funny. The hem is cut strangely, and the material is horrible.

Y9 are even shitter than usual tonight.that james one makes the most wful faces when he sings. I really loathe him.

I honestly think I loathe ShoutyKick more than anyone else on the planet.
I realise this makes me a twat.

BeavisButthead showing off again.