The Apprentice, thread 5- Townies behave like baffoons in the countryside.

[dillite]

Just in case if we fancy a new thread for tonight.

Bwahahaha!!!

(Raucously joins thread)

I've sold stuff at shows like this and been to loads of them.

These guys are going to be toast with all the farmers having their jolly weekend off.

They might fair tiny bit better with the tourist visitors, but teeny tiny!

Fight, fight, fight...

Mark is a sneaky fuck

Daniel is a twat.

"A bit sneaky…."??

Effing lier

Pacific the only solution there is to sell the husband and the kids and buy the chair.

Mark Wright gives me orifice ache, the bad sort.

Death to anyone who refers to themselves in the third person.

The CV checkers will be all:

Lots of Boden and pedlars people

James has to go this week!!!!!

Oh and Daniel and Mark am so sick of those two

Ooh, James vs Claude....I would love to see that. But I reckon he is fucked.

Oh yes, the farmers will eat them alive

I quite like Daniel.

Filippe looks like Penfold from Dangermouse.

Yy to thin soles - pointless wellies

I agree crimbo I would love to see his stupid little ass ripped to shreds! I can't stand the guy or his balls

He's like a petulant 7 year old

I don't think any of them will be able to out-talk the CV judges like last years botox queen (whose name I do not recall).

I want Roisin to kill him. Now.

"I know what I'm doing". Erm...

Oh yes, were is she now??

Maybe a few of us should get a wee bijoux flat between us as a bolt hole!!

Shit Id forgotten about the CV round. I pray they don't fire James before then. Bet Claude will LOVE him

Just go and do it then, you child!!

Those wellies are for townies!

The garden chair might be ok if they actually presented it better.

Those handbags look like orphan bagpipes

Oooh, I'd like that, Chipping - I'll bring wine.