The Apprentice, thread 5- Townies behave like baffoons in the countryside.

[dillite]

Just in case if we fancy a new thread for tonight.

Now I want to go to Bath.

Agh! We have birthday celebrations going on! I might need to dip out of the thread

You could fit sweeties in that bag all that matters

With today's phones, would you actually be able to fit one in that tiny bag?

PD - me either!!

dilite me too re the text. Still there so copy refresh repaste hit post

A sit on lawnmower? Nice easy product to shift then

Oh, have fun, Caulk - Happy birthday to Academic

Not wearing hunters?

We feel the passion of a barbecue

Please let Daniel go this week, I can take another week of James' balls if only Daniel will fucking go

I want to go to the cider bar.

That garden chair is something that rich people in cities would buy. It doesn't strike me as a country side chair.

Love the look on the BBQ guys face.

If Daniel says passion once more I'll twat him with a wellY

Daniel is supposed to be a great salesman? What's the worst guy like then?

I always assumed a 'great salesperson' would be able to judge the situation well?!
So NOT Daniel

It's so hard to decide between who's worse- James or Daniel. Sales or balls? Sales or balls?

Look at Daniel, chanelling Christian Grey fucking tool

"High-end" and "hot-tubs" aren't natural bedfellows in a phrase, really.

Nick looks very fancy in his hat.

Really Caulk? Stay here. She can be 'not getting involved' on her own.

Dillite - do you have a recipe? Sound amazing!

Back to business, posh country fair.

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have just suggested to DH to wear a pink tie and kerchief - he declined air turned blue

Well done Katie!

Ha ha Derek!