I'm a celeb

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Is there all ready a thread I've missed? Line up looks not too bad this year www.ibtimes.co.uk/im-celebrity-get-out-here-2014-meet-contestants-1475084

Why is she wearing that! How is it staying up?

Yep it's Gemma in the shower.

I was getting a bit worried I'd see a bit more of Gemma than necessary there

Another bird?! Mel, the 70s are calling.

So Edwina Currie is not in there. I thought she'd be good at eating kangaroo testicles if she can suck on John Major's

we need a guy to survive the night? is she serious??

Oh dear

Ooooh

They always winge about helicopters and tasks but know what happens in the jungle

Know/heard of 4

Agree VICKI will cope with tasks unlike GEMMA who will squeal but will be a good detox/diet for her most lose 1.5stones +

Alice, she lived in the Heffner household, says it all really.

true

ahhhh... here we go... so it begins... i love the trials...

I always know it's getting close to christmas when this sets in.

sad sad me

Nothing says Christmas like a kangaroo penis Alice

Right, DD2 19 weeks is finally in bed asleep, I can enjoy the last 20 mins in peace lol

i'll stick with my fruit cake and coffee

He's remarkably calm, isn't he? I'm impressed. He won't be chosen by the public for any more after this performance.

Although isn't this normally done in the dark? Why has he got a grill-top giving him daylight? Must make it easier.

yes i am impressed

Jeez all that and he will probably get 3 potatoes and half a kangaroo thigh to share between em....

Hey Anne

Wow, he done well, I'd be screaming with lots of swear words

He's a motorbike racer, you've got to be an adrenaline junkie to do it the speeds they do so close to the Tarmac. I wouldn't expect much to phase him but he must have some weakness

Hiya scoop! Feels like old times!

"The food goes with me"

LOVE this dude!

It does

Diary room to snake dungeon

He reminds me of Sean Penn just a little... and he's kinda funny.