I'm a celeb

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Is there all ready a thread I've missed? Line up looks not too bad this year www.ibtimes.co.uk/im-celebrity-get-out-here-2014-meet-contestants-1475084

Vicky Michelle is gorgeous I want to look like her in my 60s doubt I will,

Oh ere we goooooo

Ooh its rainy. Under my umbrella ella

Ella eh eh eh

come on!

Phantom tiddler heh

Ooh naughty boy Jake

Surely she's got to get a load of stars on this one?

You would think so. Except she doesn't like heights.

at least Jake confessed.. not like that nasty Carol Thatcher woman. She was vile.

Did Carol take a dump? She probably felt invincible. From her mamma.

She peed in the camp, then when they confronted everyone she didn't fess up. But they had her on camera doing it at night.

Blimey she's got a star

Two!

They won't believe her when she tells them!

Indeed they won't

well done to her. actually glad to see her do it

Save them bitching how useless she is while saying brilliant to her face.

Whooo hoooo well done Kendra

What do you reckon Anne?...10
Stars....

Half a kangaroo tonsil 3 sprouts and a crayfish backside??

wow..and she apologised...ok points to her for that.

Tonsils don't have skin and bones, scoop, so maybe a kangaroo ear?

I'm glad she has lied to them - that will be a great surprise when the food is delivered.

Good for Kendra she did brilliantly. JAKE is a sensitive wee soul bless him .

MJ and no food just won't work.

Mel bigging herself up.