Who's watching TOWIE?

[AlpacaYourThings]

New series started tonight at 9pm.

Wonder what drama will happen this series?

[JuniorMumber]

It was touching the way Chloe and Lauren made friends.

Go Jess! She will have men queuing around the block to take her out now she's got rid of that weasel.

[patienceisvirtuous]

Caught up on this.

Fran is absolutely abusive! Really felt for Diags. Tom P deffo came across very well. Shut her down when she tried to be abusive to him too. He is my new crush too :o

Ricky was so caught out. He's been a nasty little weasel from day one.

Can't stand Fern. She is the ultimate mean girl. I bet she was a right bully at school!

[patienceisvirtuous]

Ps I can't help but find Mario attractive too

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Fran is controlling !!! Shame as seemed a sweet couple when got together

Are Jess and Ricky over for good??

Nice lauren and Chloe are talking

Lovely costumes at the party

[AlpacaYourThings]

Ricky : "I love Jess but she is boring as fuck" did I hear that right? What a dick.

[SandiToksvigsQuiff]

Chloe

[AlpacaYourThings]

Can't stand Chloe. I like it when her and Elliot are together, at least we know they aren't inflicting their ridiculousness on anyone else.

[BelleateSebastian]

What the fuck is with 'Indian elephant chic'?

'She wanted you and ended up with Diags and has been angry ever since' ouch!!

Bobby was dying to get in 'and he said you were boring as fuck' but was intercepted with the description of Ricki ejaculating and shrieking how lucky he was to have just shagged Jess!

..... just my thoughts so far

[BelleateSebastian]

nanny pat in a skeleton onesie

[purplefeathers]

Who was the silver man next to ricky at the end? Was it Mario? Their costumes are great.

[AlpacaYourThings]

Yes, it was Mario. He looked brilliant!

Cannot stand Ricky!!

[coalscuttle]

Ricky is childish and not that bright. I actually quite like jess when she's not going on about faaaam-lee.

Bobby used to irritate me but I completely love him in this series! I want him to be my friend :-)

[flashnorman]

The costumes were just fantastic weren't they!

Jess is well rid of that weasel Ricky, he has the cheek to call her boring.....?! Loved carols comment, 'he's lost the world, you've lost an island'.

[Bluetone]

Poor Jess, really felt for her last night. Ricky is a total knob. She could do so much better.

Their costumes were amazing.

Georgia and Tommy all loved up. I wonder how long it'll be before "rumours" begin of infidelity..

[JuniorMumber]

"She's so much better off without his slimey, greaseball beard"

Hahaha!

Ricky is a worm. And how revolting is Lewis Bleurgh? I love Diags, it's bullshit that Fran wanted Tom. Fran is a bit feisty but she loves Diags. I would go mad if Bleurgh had the audacity to comment on the state of my relationship.

Costumes were amazing! Why did Carol have only an orange face? Ferne looked completely mental - like a six year old that had dove into a Halloween dressing up box and emerged wearing everything.

[BingoBonkers]

Totally wowed by the costumes.

How slimy is Ricky? She is well shot. He was massively pinching above his weight. Nasty little cock.

Lewis is a stirrer.

Is it wrong that I quite like Mallett?

[AlpacaYourThings]

Lewis is horrible! I'm ashamed that I fancied him last series. He's a prick!

Probably is Bongo but I think he is quite appealing!

Agree there will be 'rumours' in the next few weeks

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Boring as fuck

Def not the way to get your girlfriend back

[NickiFury]

Ricky has clearly got someone else on the go that's why he's disengaged so easily. There's more to come out mark my words

Lewis obviously being framed to be the next "Bad Guy" like Mario was last year.

I thought that Eliot seemed to be trying to do the right thing by pulling away from Chloe and she didn't like it. She wants it all her own way that one.

Thank goodness Arg wasn't in it. His drugs bust is our gain!

[BingoBonkers]

Drugs bust?

Fran annoys me. Mario looked awesome in his silver makeup. His beard doesn't look right tho either.

[NickiFury]

That's why Arg isn't it. He tested positive for cocaine this week.

[BelleateSebastian]

Rickys mum looks like Jackie Stallone!

[darksideofthemooncup]

She does! And Fran is like a ball of angry hair

[darksideofthemooncup]

Ricky is such a knob, I really hope Jess doesn't forgive him.

[Cornflakesnmilk]

Ricky for example is a twat