Who's watching TOWIE?

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New series started tonight at 9pm.

Wonder what drama will happen this series?

So it seems that Chlot is no more. Makes all those declarations of love look a bit premature...

I hope that Chloe now stops wandering about with her 'someone has shat in my handbag' face. I also hope she makes up with all the people she has fallen out with and stops making life so bloody difficult for others. In all fairness, I think the Bingo impersonator did make things worse and now he's slung his hook she may act differently.

I don't know who has been stroking Bloor's penis ego but mate, you are acting like a prize knob. Stop it.

Likewise Max Headroom's love child.

Charlie. Man up and tell your sister you love Ferne and that is that. If Chloe can't make the effort to be at least civil then the family and respect rubbish that comes out of her mouth all the time is not real.

And as for Ferne giving Chloe anxiety? My arse. The looks she shoots Ferne all the time? I wouldn't be acknowledging her either.

HAVNT seen epidsode yet but couidnt resist reading

Has Elliot and Chloe spilt up then?

Have I missed an episode since Sunday? ??? When did chloe and elliot split? ?

Is Charlie gay or not?

He makes nice coffee but I don't think that's an indicator.

Sniggering at jar jar bunks/ferne. What on earth was charlie wearing when he went to lunch with chlot and mario?

Yes about charlie. He came out on think this morning last week

That's Charlie King not Charlie Sims who came out as gay.

Apparently Chloe and Elliot are on a break.

Apparently Chlot are broken because of Elliott being concerned about Chloe's friendship with notsosuper Mario. Eh?

The boys were that chummy when they were having a pop at Ferne the other night. They were practically licking each others baw bags in mutual appreciation.

I thought Ell had got over the jealousy/possessive thing. It would seem not.

Thought that's who you meant :)

Wahey Chloe, Elliot is way too controlling.

Charlie looked terrible in last nights episode. That bloody hat and he was very pale.

Felt a bit sorry for Elliott though, he was a bit controlling but I think he realised that.

I really like James and Danielle this series (so far)

Lydia's mums voice really really annoys me, I have to mute it!

Charlie looked like a mormon

so he did!

I am officially contrite. I am guilty of reading far too much rubbish on line

I felt sorry for Ell too. not her though

What IS Mallet? A 'Playa' REALLY? Is there a dearth of attractive, intelligent men in Essex? And Fearne and her 'Signature Headbands' and Lydia and her adenoids, Arg and his hamburger moobs, Chloe and her stroke mouth. I'm not feeling it

Ricky still had the beard WTF?!

Why hasn't Jess shaved him whilst he sleeping?!

Lol I like reading these comments as much as watching the show. Is it wrong to think Lockie is the most attractive and he is quite sweet. Mario looked rough and less than healthy in last nights show what has he been doing the last few months.
I did think Elliot was controlling and it does seem to be insecurity.
Fearne is a bitch I don't like the way she looks at people !

Fearne nearly wt her pants when she heard Chloe and Elliott were on the rocks.

I like Lauren, she doesn't take any crap from anyone.

Haha at Charlie the mormon, I did think he would have looked more at home in Amish county than Essex!!

aaaaah Fernes face WAS gleeful when she learned of elliot and chloes split. Urgh she's horrid

What is going on with Charlies choice of clothes in general. Remember the man dress? The hair. The mole.

I used to think elliot was perfect but the controlling side is scary.

Mario did look a bit squidgy.

I don't know what jess sees in ricky. he's a dillock.

I think that Ferne's reaction was about right.

Chloe has been doing Ferne down and telling Chas that she isn't good enough for a looooong time. Having had my partner's mother and sister do the same to me for years though I wasn't bobbing up and down in a crowded pool with someone I don't blame her for her reaction. I don't think it was horrid. It was honest. I would not be gleeful if I heard a marriage had broken but a 5 month odd romance? When someone was swanning about acting like they were better than everyone and had a much better relationship than the rest of the world? Have you all forgotten about the beach scene? I think I would allow myself a smirk as well.

What would have been horrid? Pretending she was sorry and heartbroken and sympathetic when she wasn't would have been horrid. What I actually thought was horrid behaviour was Chloe's cold reaction when Elliott was laying his heart bare.

I'm not saying he is perfect but I did feel for him. And that is even with the 'I want it my way' behaviour. I cannot warm to Chloe at all.

Agree about Mario. For some reason when I see him, I picture him in a headscarf as an old Italian woman. If you ignore the tattoos ...

I think Chloe has realised that Elliott is bit what he originally seemed. I was surprised at the "he should be asking ME if he can take you for lunch" speech. Scary. I think Chloe should have been honest and told him straight.

Ricky's beard is offensive.

Fearne certainly has the JarJar Binks about her. I did feel sorry for her awhile back but now she's being as bad as Chloe.

Arg is the most unattractive creature ever. So immature. Lydia must be desperate.

Anyone watching tonight?

I am! I think this counselling session may have been 'set up for our entertainment'

Georgia's accent is grating on me al badly. Maybe it's the deep voice.