Who's watching TOWIE?

[AlpacaYourThings]

New series started tonight at 9pm.

Wonder what drama will happen this series?

[coalscuttle]

Love this thread! Have never thought about Lydia's adenoids before and am still sniggering at jar jar binks... I think lockie is trying v hard and has the best of intentions. I think he is too stupid to be doing it for show.

[ShellyF]

Yes the counsellor seemed strange...

[sheldonesque]

So Chloe would stick up for family 'to the def' no matter what their behaviour? Em. Ok then.

To be fair Ell was terrible to Ferne and she retaliated in a similar manner. And I wonder who was fuelling Elliott up in the first place? Jess was right to stay out of it.

That said I'm really liking the 'new' straight talking Chlo. Because it isn't new at all. She is just doing it out in the open. And her wee chat with Charl and the snide dig at Ferne. She can't help herself. And then the tears. Well, the dab of the eyes. Aw.

[AlpacaYourThings]

I can't stand Chloe. She is just horrible.

Her and Gemma are quite similar. Both very bitter.

[BingoBonkers]

I used to really like Chloe but the last series really showed her true colours. She really is a nasty bit of work. I agree the same as GC.

[sheldonesque]

alpaca and bingo

I couldn't agree more. She's a smiling assassin. And showing her true colours at last.

[AlpacaYourThings]

Could you imagine her as your SIL?! Would be awful!

[sheldonesque]

Oh I don't have to imagine that! I have lived that dream!!

I endured ruddy years of it until I decided enough was enough. Sil is no longer in my life. Likewise with mil. I will never be good enough for them. I'm just sorry it took me ages to realise that they were not good enough for me.

[Bluetone]

This series is so boring,

I miss the likes of Joey, Lucy, Mark etc. Mario just appears for 5 mins then disappears.

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Gemma has been tangoed yet has white hands

Why does diaz has a yellow bruises punched eye

[ThermoLobster]

Jar jar binks - genius!

[BingoBonkers]

Did anyone notice MormonBoy's white patch under his chin? I couldn't work out if it was tanning gone wrong or vitiligo!

[sheldonesque]

I'm not getting this. She asked for a break. She got one. If you love someone and want to be with them you don't ask for a break. And cold? There's a job at Birdseye blast freezing petit pois for you dearie.

I agree with Fran. Bloor is a snake. She's a madam but she's right.

A Gillette hit squad needs to be dispatched. I'm not getting the beards.

[NickiFury]

No wonder Chloe was feeling anxious, Elliot is very controlling. She's not young and inexperienced so she knew it wasn't right. I'm feeling for her this series actually, she looks pale and drained and unhappy.

I think that someone whose name begins with M being back on the scene might have made her a bit restless too.

[sheldonesque]

I agree re Elliot being controlling but she doesn't strike me as much better.

Hadn't thought about M- although didn't he come out with a queer comment about things not being what they seemed?

I might have imagined that last bit

[scousadelic]

There is obviously more to the Chloe Elliott thing than I had realised. When she said tonight about someone he had slept with, sleeping over in the bed they shared, I felt quite sorry for her. I don't know if I would trust him protesting nothing happened given the normal behaviour of the men in their circles

[Blondeshavemorefun]

I would flip if Dp had anther woman in our bed

No wonder Chloe wanted out. Elliot is very controlling and she doesn't need that

[flashnorman]

Jess handled that so well. I know she'd had time to think about it & plan what she wanted to say, but he just proved what a prize prick he really is. Their's has never been a relationship I've ever liked & I hope she sticks to her word & really is done with him for good.

As for diags & fran, I felt v sorry for him, but I really don't think their relationship is great. She is controlling, argumentative & bossy (sounds like I'm describing myself here!) but diags just can't deal with it, he turns into a little boy around her instead of standing up to her & giving her a taste of her own medicine. I think he really tried tonight, but she's too much for him.

[AlpacaYourThings]

I think Jess is far too good for Ricky. He jst doesn't seem to be on the same wavelength as her. I really hope she sticks to her guns and stays away from him, too flash

[BingoBonkers]

Don't like Ricky. Don't trust him. He's sly. Go Jess. Kick him to the beardy kerb.

[JuniorMumber]

I haven't seen tonight's, apologies. Just wanted to say what the fuck has Lydia injected into her top lip and why why why? Has anyone else noticed?

I can't understand how anyone could fuck Arg. Just imagine him bearing down on you, hammering away - and then having to witness his goofy cum face hovering inches from yours.

Lastly, Fern : she really needs to try and disguise the glee on her face when she hears about other people's misfortune. She treats Charlie like shit as well. She has no consideration for his feelings and perpetuates the animosity between herself and his sister, despite the fact it makes him miserable.

[BingoBonkers]

I don't want to imagine any type of Arg's face thanks! He does nothing for me except irritate me. Just grow up Arg!

Fern is absolutely spiteful. Her and Charl have to split. Their relationship is an utter mess.

[NickiFury]

I thought Tom P was lovely tonight, the way he comforted Diags and told Fran off. Fran is very abusive and controlling and I hope they stay split up, they won't though.

Back to Tom P (my new major crush ) I don't think he did anything wrong by dumping Georgia, he wasn't nasty about it. Shame she got all dressed up only to get dumped though.

Jess FAR FAR too good for that fool Ricky, always has been, hope they stay apart as well.

Arg and Lyds I just couldn't care less about. I fast forward through their bits.

[flashnorman]

Junior u have put an image in my head that will give me nightmares!!

[sheldonesqueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeam]

Arg's goofy cum face. Such an image conjured up with just 4 words junior

I think a little piece of my brain has shut itself down to preserve itself...