Where is tonights X Factor thread?

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Am able to join in Real Time rather than on catch up and I cant find you all!

He's not very current or relevant is he?

Oh I like HeyNow

I like it

He's going through. It's not like there is anyone else to replace him with.

I remember buying the Wet Wet Wet version of this. For Childline, in about 1988.

he might be through.

Best of the bunch I think.

I liked him

Oi, M8, there's such a thing as sunscreen. Use it.

HeyNow
HairNow
and
HappyStevieNow

squoosh there's a pretty little village round here called Easter Compton. I do so enjoy shouting "Straight Outta Mother Fuckin' Easter Compton" as I drive through.

Ok, it's him, the one before him, and melty face guy.

Simon and I share the exact same patio, how funny

Certain members? Rice pudding eating mothers of a certain age, are you saying?

So long as it's not Clunt...

Lol thinkivebeenhacked

Oh, it's time for Simon's annual "Sleep on It" moment.

0898 now I want to visit Easter Compton just so I can do that too!

All the better if it's a ducks on the village green, sleepy little place.

0898

What a drama queen

Oh- the drama!

Did Cheryl just say "It's been horrible but I'm going to take you through"? So another Katie Weasel moment?

0898

I hold you entirely resposible... Slobby hoody is my own...

A dozen people faffing round her with a machine that goes beep is hardly going to help, is it?

Why you bloody X Factor, shredding my nerves every week like this

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